Posts for December 31, 2021
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Facts on Wax LMAO you know killing is part of the game too right? LOL unless u wanna be a pph monkey who will cry about giving or taking raids in a tournament. Such a sad 1 trick monkey. You have half the brains I do, sorry, loser
GeneralSick you should start playing, don't have to worry about being a sugar because you can't even rank to sergeant within an hour lmao. We've all seen it. after all those years and still play worse than I did when I was 10 years old.
- Posted by JamesChen
toad Figured you'd come back, maybe you'll play a little bit in 2022 rather than worship poor (literally) gensick? Unless you want to be like uncuppable anonymous loser Facts on Wax who can't cup if his life depends on it and has to cry!
- Posted by Toad love Men
Facts on Wax I don't know how you can come here complaining about "toxic behavior" then 5 minutes later start undermining the cups from players who keep the game active? Insulting current players like Doc Holiday is a surefire way to improve activity?
Chen isn't my favorite, but he has a point about the game and at least he's been keeping it active. What have you done besides not cup and just complain? At least he puts in some action instead of words. Get off your high horse
- Posted by Anon
Facts on Wax,
I’m well aware how higher turn outs play out you still have someone who makes major and it’s the exact same thing your suggesting doesn’t happen in a higher turn out. Did you even cup on bonus? Same story. Low Turn out implies no luck and weak competition maybe you need to check the cup count of winners. Kills are luck, fill time is luck, Eq pack quantities luck, team mates luck…
- Posted by Doc Holiday
Facts on Wax,
dunno who you are or care either…don’t cry about losing&belittle others when you lost too. Also you lost on points on the rocks and swamps tourney to noodle because he pphd with me& I screwed you the same way you did me earlier in the tourney(I got gold btw) You were so focused on points you missed the silver cup kill as well I was one shot from major. For the clout you project yourself having youd assume you know how to balance the 2
- Posted by Doc Holiday
That was really strange. I was a sergeant (9733), ranked up to lieut, then when I leveled up a bot to sergeant, it had my previous rank of 9733. The bot was running away fueling up, but what stops it from teleporting away to re-fuel? Also, I was like 9728 earlier today or something and had about 800k promotion points, and still I get demoted. Very strange. Someone know about this issue?
- Posted by MamaXiangQi
Facts on Wax,
While we're looking at tourney histories... looks like you lost the "low turnout" crazy maze tourney as well. There were FIVE captains. Noodle cupped silver I got bronze...back to back losses. Happens to all of us. You seem like a good player. Maybe just be confident in yourself, complain less, practice adapting and try not to step all over anyone else's accomplishments along the way. Good luck!
- Posted by Doc Holiday
MimiC ,
Just wanna give a shoutout to you before 2021 ends. I enjoy playing with you and you're one of the only few with similar play style to mine I guess. Hope you will still be sticking around for next year even after you have achieved what you're going for on your main. Cheers!
- Posted by Clima
Top 10 Moments of 2021!
1. Sigma record breaking tournament run top 5 ranking!
2. Yoshio Kodama insane 2021 #1 run and specials!
3. IBPs breakdown once his prophet's wife was exposed to be 6 years old!
4. Toad's wonderful poetry
5. Memes of Adam exposing his low testosterone and Hays exposing his fetal alcohol syndrome
6. Gensick and Pack. both leaving TPHQ within a hour from eachother
8. Creation of the best Discord, Tankpit Players Club: https://discord.gg/2n3Vbn58gx
- Posted by Tankpit Newsletter
9. The obliteration of Adam's weak and inactive loser animals team exposing his parasitic relationship with tankpit.
10. Exposing of Gensick for not having played in 15 hours and inability to even play the game at REMEDIAL levels.
Honorable Mentions: OHW exposing Sym and Nightfox for only making TP accounts to be in discord to simulate friendships, OHW being muted and 20 fake accounts banned, MamaXiangQi exposing itscake for being a pedo and his pro vax mental
breakdown,
- Posted by Tankpit Newsletter
Bonus: GeneralSick family becoming homeless due to rampant alcoholism and spending too much time being an admin in a discord for game you can't play rather than picking your nuts up and becoming the man of the house hold and learning 6th grade level math. At least wash the rust off your walls.
Corpse Reviver being sober for a record 24 hours before getting back on the bottle!
- Posted by Tankpit Newsletter
I don't know why I keep giving this game more chances to not be rubbish. Been playing again, just over the last few days, and gameplay is very crap. Tanks just wanting to chase bots, no raiding and still the same whining, moaning, one-upmanship and idiocy on the bulletin board. Grown men arguing like children. Waste of space.
- Posted by EPIC 4
I'm going to get my rusty tonight at 7:15 PM EST if anyone wants to join. I'll be at 1,1 (top left)
- Posted by itscake