Posts for July 10, 2024
General
#24182
behereall day mining, impressive map coverage. Certainly an advantage for your purple teammates that will be difficult to neutralize.
- Posted by Mauna Loa
Newbies
#24169
Nick Gurr,
(Play instrumental "We do it for fun Part 2" by Tha Joker)
Boogeyman lurkin', I'm the nightmare in your head,
While you troll in the basement, I'm out here gettin' bread.
Flexin' fake stories, but your life’s all bluff,
Think you got heat? Boy, it’s never enough.
Always actin' like a clown, you ain't got the crown,
Basement-bound loser, can't step out the door,
Claimin' you a king, but you crawl on the floor,
Drownin' in delusion, dreams turned to gore,
- Posted by BOOGEYMAN
#24170
Good luck tryin' to stop me, I’m a force of nature,
While you hide and lie, I rise, greater and greater.
Think you scary? Man, you just a pest,
Boogeyman, Alphabet Assassin, I’m the best.
Every bar you spit, echoes of your fear,
Fabricatin' stories, but the truth is clear,
Geek in the shadows, never seen the light,
Hidin' from reality, lost in the night,
You scream 9-1-1, but I bring the end,
Apocalypse now, no time to pretend.
- Posted by BOOGEYMAN
#24171
Clutch your pearls, hold your guns tight,
Boogeyman's here, ownin' the night.
Imminent danger, in your dreams I creep,
Jokes you deliver, but they put 'em to sleep,
King of the clowns, your kingdom’s a joke,
Livin' in a fantasy, but you’re 'bout to choke,
You furious? Laptop covered in grits?
Dark force in the game, you ain't worth sh*t.
Livin' in the basement, rockin’ old threads,
Cryin' 'bout your failures, stuck in your head.
- Posted by BOOGEYMAN
#24172
Masked in your misery, you can't escape,
Nothin' but a nerd, sealed your own fate,
Obsession with 🇵orn, 🇸hemale fantasies,
🇵edo predator, demons in your eyes,
Your soul condemned for your creepy desires,
Quakin' in your boots, can’t handle the heat,
Runnin' from the truth, retreat in defeat,
Sittin' in the dark, scared of my light,
Trollin' for clout, but you losin' the fight,
Your life's a mess, caught in the screen,
I’m the real G, livin' the dream.
- Posted by BOOGEYMAN
#24173
Think u got skills? Boy, u dumb as hell,
Messin’ with me, ringin' ur death knell.
Under the radar, that's where u stay,
Vainly u try, but you ain't got skill,
Washed up wannabe, everyone knows,
Exposin' your weakness, every word’s a blow,
Yearnin' for kids, ur sickness grows,
Zero chance, can't see through disguise.
Boogeyman in the flesh, time to raise stakes,
You talkin’ snot? Man, ur whole life's fake.
Alphabet Assassin, with a deadly verse,
Takin' you out, now gone in a hearse.
- Posted by BOOGEYMAN
#24176
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Boogeyman, mess 'em up!
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Alphabet Assassin, do your stuff!
- Posted by Cipher Specter
#24177
Alphabet Assassin,
Let me keep it Abe with you, that was almost clever.
But nothing you said was true along your endeavor.
Perhaps some Dr. Seuss would've been a little bit better.
You're no John Wilks Booth. But I'm Hannibal Lectre.
You're not even an assassin.
you're just ass as in
the back half of an Aston
after a crash and it's smashed in.
I guess crap happens.
accidentally stepping on you and cleaning you off with napkins.
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24178
Alphabet Assassin,
You're worse than what the cat drags in.
and that's the facts kid.
You want the smoke? I'm a fire breathing dragon.
I'll leave you gaspin'
and have your whole squad dabbin'
me up like "yo, that was fantastic".
Every rhyme I cook is a classic.
You don't want me to go bombastic.
I'll drop bombs like I'm a spastic
acting sporadic, like I'm a nuke addict.
Like Godd*m it! I've done had it.
Sick of all the racket.
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24179
Alphabet Assassin,
Yea, it'd be real tragic
for me to see the red button and smash it.
But one thing's for certain, like death and taxes.
.........guess I'm just in a higher bracket.
haha
ode to the ole adage.
You fake wannabe savage.
I'll split your cabbage.
You better treat me like the Sabbath.
And honor me,
or next time come with an army.
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24180
Alphabet Assassin,
or I'll be saying hold up, like its a robbery.
I'll turn you into a mockery.
Cashing you out like I hit the lottery.
You're not hood, you're H.U.D. like poverty.
To rap you're a dichotomy.
You need a lobotomy
Told you you don't want no part of me.
So stop the hypocrisy.
Nothing you can say would bother me.
You've already spit your whole glossary.
26 bars of pure debauchery.
Boy, how are you suppose to fly the coop,
when all you can deliver is alphabet soup?
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24181
Alphabet Assassin,
To get on your level, I have to stoop.
Balls back in your court now, let's see if you can hoop.
Yea this is your shot boy, now shoot.
Don't toss me up another alleyoop.
- Posted by Nick Gurr