Master of the Cosmos
November 30, 2023
General
I don't play this game anymore. I'm not an active tournament player either. Peeps that scared of my homeslice RED TIDE to be hiding behind a ghost tank? PS stop losing your mind over this silly old game. Anyhow, peace and love homies.
- Posted by Master of the Cosmos
September 04, 2023
General
Cydonia ,
bro, how you gonna say you dont have friends up in here? i know we dont talk much as we used to but homie i'm still here. i'm always good for a convo with ya. anyhow hope all is great in life and hmu on discord anytime.
- Posted by Master of the Cosmos
July 12, 2023
General
Boba Fett ,
It would have been quite amusing if One hit wonder was actually the one skillfully demolishing you in a rap battle. ROFL. I appreciate the banter and I hope it was an enjoyable session. I definitely enjoyed having fun pretending to be ohw ๐๐คฃ.
- Posted by Master of the Cosmos
Boba Fett ,
Haha, just messing bro, playing mind games,
Trolling around, igniting rap battle flames.
But deep down, we know the real talk,
One Hit Wonder can't match my lyrical walk.
No hard feelings, testing waters, seeking thrill,
Seeing how far this rap battle can fulfill.
Now it's clear, truth shines so bright,
I mesmerize with flows that ignite.
- Posted by Master of the Cosmos
June 05, 2023
General
La donna e mobile , i'll b there. Starscream Better show up. great time to change my mind.
- Posted by Master of the Cosmos
June 03, 2023
Tournaments
Serg tricking isn't cheating. lol. People on better comps and better internet have an advantage, is that cheating too? Someone closer to the server has a better ping, that cheating too?! Yikes. The circus goes on. btw SW determines what's cheating. He only has one rule for tournaments. Anyone adding their own rules based off their own style of playing should obviously not be taken serious. You can even voice chat tournaments. Drop me a DM if interested in hitting that 150k goal๐
- Posted by Master of the Cosmos
May 18, 2023
General
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- Posted by Master of the Cosmos
April 01, 2023
General
Xx-aLiCe-N-ChAiNs-xX ,
lol didn't know that wasn't his real name. guess i never really asked him. doesn't mean we aren't cool tho. like I have no beef with him or anyone else just to make that known. anyhow, i'm all good. just wanted to clear my name. enjoy your time here and have a bless day.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
March 31, 2023
General
- Sun Spots - ,
I feel ya coffee. Only reason i'm here is to clear my name from baseless smears being perpetrated by fake detectives that think their feelings about someone is more relevant then the facts at hand. The other day even my own teammate accused me of being VooDoo because dude has his avatar displaying the middle finger... i'm like, that really what you used to base your assumption? yikes. All good. I guess people like having me in their thoughts.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
March 30, 2023
General
Xx-aLiCe-N-ChAiNs-xX
So your proof is that dude serg tricked but lost and that I happen to respond to your post about me? Yikes. Dude I never left discord so it's not hard for someone to notify me about your BB drama. Your baseless tinfoil claims about me are exactly that, baseless: having no basis or foundation in reality; unfounded. I'd rekt you hard in a tp courtroom. At least everyone can see how you formulate your irrational thoughts. You looking like a whole circus.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Xx-aLiCe-N-ChAiNs-xX ,
Greg and I are cool. Why even bring him up? There is a reason why you don't see him or anyone else backing your dumb ass up on here. Keep reaching hard. So if one of your homies serg tricks and fails (has happen) you would say that's me too? You make so much logical sense...๐. Imagine thinking I'm the only one having the ability to serg trick. The fact that I'm the first person you think of is hilarious. Yikes.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
March 28, 2023
General
Xx-aLiCe-N-ChAiNs-xX ,
If you haven't noticed yet after 2 years of playing that there's a group of trolls in this community then you're a cumquat retard. You seriously need to stop trying to be a detective because you're horrible at it. PS If you claim to not give a f then why do you keep posting tldr messages on here? Hmmm and you think you're a genius lol yikes.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Xx-aLiCe-N-ChAiNs-xX ,
Yikes. Why do I live rent free in your mind? Don't you think it's pretty stupid of you to assume I'm every troll you come across in this kids game. I don't even know why you think I would even waste my time trolling you. I don't even talk about you or ever mention you, yet for some reason I'm still at the tip of your tongue. Stop being a gamma cuck and leave my name out of your mouth poser. The more you engage with these trolls the more stupid you look.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
November 20, 2022
Tournaments
Russian Roulette ,
Do you think you can beat the top 25 tournament players consistently if they were all active? This is what people mean when they say there isn't much competition in 2022. There were at least 10+ top tournament players when I played. You'd be lucky if you get 2-5 top tournament players when playing these 6 man tournaments. I've never hated on you for winning a cup. I've rarely hated on any winner unless they blatantly cheated and was CONFIRMED by SW. Maybe you should do the same๐คก
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Russian Roulette ,
I also didn't start this. You did by accusing me of being someone I wasn't then doubling down like a moron to then also claim I "coordinated" a kill to win... lmao. You got some balls to make these BOLD claims without evidence or before checking with SW. This is the same fool that DM me for CheatEngine becuz dude was struggling to cup... glad it helped you with your timing homie but I think it's time for you to get off that high horse because anyone can get good at this 2d game.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Russian Roulette ,
One more time for you,
Fleur du Mal is not me. If it was me, my message to you on that tank would of been different. You have a habit of connecting DOTs that aren't there which makes you a pseudointellectual. You must have a real salty life outside of this game if flexing in this 2D kids game makes you feel good...rofl, sad. I always GG everyone when I play tournaments so maybe you should learn to have better sportsmanship instead of talking down to other players that win.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Russian Roulette ,
Making accusations of people cheating without proof is super cringe and proves how much of a sore loser you are in these 6 man tournaments. GG trading for LB on your main tank. We all know your IQ way too low to win that award on your own. Btw why are you hiding behind a tournament tank instead of using your main tank while posting your low T comments on here? My stats and the awards I won speak for themselves. Enjoy dwelling in your basement loser.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
October 13, 2022
Tournaments
Definitive Edition ,
If people move nonstop or out of your screen while you sniping then you have to take extra moves which hurts your pph time. The strategy is viable but isn't a slam dunk on winning a cup like you may think. If people were smart they would stay serg longer. I usually advocate people stay serg up to the 30-40min mark depending on all the variables that are in play. At the end of the day people can play whichever way they want as long as it's not breaking any rules.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Definitive Edition ,
Before you even think about replying first take the time to reflect on why anyone would rank up to LT in the first place, especially in a low turnout with no sugar kills? Ranking up is optional and only good if you can score a sugar kill or if you looking for a solid partner when everyone is already ranked up. If you think a LT is just going to sit there and pph with a serg then you funny AF. Most people run or move a ton hence why people have to snipe when serg tricking.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Definitive Edition ,
Serg tricking is a viable strategy regardless of turnout. Actually easier with a higher turnout. Acting like it's something everyone can just do willy-nilly and win just proves you haven't done it much at all. (2 others in the same tournament failed) Why do you even care if I deploy it? Because it viable? So you don't want me to use it because it viable? Smh... embarrassing.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Definitive Edition ,
Also stop misrespenting what I said. Anyone stupid enough to rank up before the 30min mark when there aren't any sugars is a moron. Amazing the mental gymnastics people do when they don't want to admit they stupid AF rofl.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
Definitive Edition ,
LMAO everyone in the top 10 tournament leaderboard have done it and will do it. Stop crying already because it's embarrassing and cringe AF. I rarely deploy the strategy for you to assume I can't make it work half the time. Get off your high horse dude. Not like you winning these tournaments consistently to be talking to me like you legend tier. You just another scrub hating.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
August 10, 2022
General
Boba Fett ,
'Quad Tele' by Boba Fett - https://youtu.be/8tqhCx4Zv9s
This goes out to One hit wonder and all your dumb alt tanks. Get rekt!
- Posted by Globe Daddy
June 06, 2022
General
Funny,
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- Posted by Globe Daddy
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- Posted by Globe Daddy
May 28, 2022
Tournaments
The Right Color,
โโโโ(โฅ)(โฅ)(โฅ)โโโโ(โฅ)(โฅ)(โฅ) __ ษชฦ ฦดฯฯ
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ส ัษงฮฑโฯัก.
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- Posted by Globe Daddy
May 27, 2022
Tournaments
The Right Color,
The real humor is you posting under a ghost tank. You that scared of me? rofl. ๐คฃ ๐ ๐คก
- Posted by Globe Daddy
May 25, 2022
General
nice 5 man sgtrick,
Thanks bud. Glad we can give you a show. Hope it only generates laugher out of you because it would be a bit sad if you were actually crying about it. Hope you're outside living life to the fullest instead of dwelling over a stupid tournament.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
February 23, 2022
General
weekend nachos weekend nachos ,
Awesome site bud. I appreciate all the hard work you put in with thebossofitall to make a game we all love still enjoyable for people to come back and play. Stay blessed broโจ๐
- Posted by Globe Daddy
November 23, 2021
Newbies
MamaXiangQi ,
I used to own Cant Touch This so if I really cared about the PH or any other pixelated awards then I would of never sold the sexiest* tank in the game. Nuff said. See you on the field noob.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
General
MamaXiangQi ,
I also think it's hilarious that you think you a skilled player because you cupped a few times......hahahhahahaa. Man you more of a mental midget than I thought. Makes sense why you have no LB award. my 9 specials > your 1 ph.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
MamaXiangQi ,
I don't care about the PH award noob. I also don't care if none of my maps won. Many good maps didn't make the cut so I'm not salty about it. Acting like I care about some pixeled award is too funny but you can keep reaching though. It's a fact that 99% of the community consider your map trash and won't play this game if it's up. When you got a map that is only playable for tournaments (if even that) then that's all you need to know dummy. Stop crying and accept the facts.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
November 22, 2021
General
JiminyChen , I agree with you on other lame maps having won PH. Seems like OneGameWonder has an interesting metric of judgement that many would disagree with but it's not like we have a choice. I disagree with you on it being some "new" challenge. We have plenty of maps that make it hard to fill on eq, pph consistently, and survive in general. MamaNoob's map doesn't bring anything new to the table. It just adds to the crap maps we already have. It's whatever though.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
November 20, 2021
General
MamaXiangQi ,
FYI, you would of never won if it was up to the community. Why do you think he had to put it as secret? It's so people would play it since it's NEVER requested so don't get ahead of yourself noob. Plus connect the dots dummy. It was on Halloween. We got TRICKED instead of getting a TREAT ๐คก. Don't feel too salty about it though, INTRICACY is just as bad as the one you made.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
November 17, 2021
General
October 26, 2020
Tournaments
August 23, 2020
General
New site peeps!
www.globe.bravesites.c0m
change the 'zero' to the letter 'o'
- Posted by Globe Daddy
July 11, 2020
General
Noodle,
Congrats on the PH. Your tank finally has a full set and is looking sexy.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
July 03, 2020
General
Highwind,
That tank has potential to be sexier than weekend nachos. Congrats on another win.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
May 19, 2020
General
VOLTAICisGLOBE,
Nice try newb. Why don't you retire since you bad at guessing who voltaic is. Ya fools getting rekt by him this year. I have more important things to do IRL than just playing this game obsessively for hours like some of you folks. Later loser.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
March 27, 2020
General
March 04, 2020
Newbies
March 02, 2020
General
LonelyBoy,
I don't understand why you think it's ok to run like a school girl and color flip so you don't get a death. NO GREAT PLAYER DOES THAT! Not one buddy. Get the F out of here with that lame a$$ excuse you got.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
LonelyBoy,
You have to earn respect around here fool. It isn't given to you just because you can put over 400+ hours in 2 months. I bet you apply that same logic with everything you do in life.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
February 11, 2020
General
January 27, 2020
General
EPIC 7,
If i were breaking any rules I'd be banned already. Just because i died in a tournament doesn't mean I'm giving a free kill. It's called getting mobbed legitimately and dying legitimately. I don't go dying in a 1v1 on the regular to be banned. Why do you get so salty when you lose a tournament coffee? Just accept the fact that you aren't a top tier tournament player. I can imagine being in a losing streak that has carried over from last year can be rough but get over it manchild.
- Posted by Globe Daddy
November 06, 2019
General
October 20, 2019
Tournaments
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- Posted by Globe Daddy
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