Posts for July 9, 2024
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#24156
BOOGEYMAN ,
Bless you. Who's afraid of a man made from boogers?
Guess you still amazed i saw your girl and took her.
Says you never promised her nice things like ice and sugar
eff you, now i got her on diamond sheets while i smooch her
'tis not anything to sneeze at, you best believe that
i'm killin' you with every rhyme i hock achoo
Gesundheit! Nein! Eins! Eins!
Thats german for 9.1.1. (ad lib) its the end of the world!
Better hold your guns real tight
yea and clutch your pearls
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24157
BOOGEYMAN ,
Can't even take you serious before i begin to hurl.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
man that makes me furious. Laptop's covered in grits
Now how am i suppose to type this s*it?
and finish ripping this wanna be gangster who needs his brain checked and then rechecked.
Living in his moms basement rocking v-necks.
Suppose you ain't got an extra kleenex?
Cry so hard gonna have to get the W.I.N.D ex
to clean the screen so you can reply to the T-rex
Who's banging the Ex.
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24158
BOOGEYMAN ,
there goes your misery index.
gaining and its in between reps.
hand grenades from my pen and paper
Semtex from syntax. Body you hard, that's big facts.
and i have more than your share
so you don't want this lyrical warfare.
This heat I'm bringing will scorch your hair
i know you can already feel the warm air.
they'll be Fedex'n you body bags for the people under your care
there ain't nothing in war fair.
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24159
BOOGEYMAN ,
Think your a flame? Hank better get the propane
'for hanky gets spanky spanked
While me and Peggy do the hanky pank. You stanky stank.
King of the hill? Buahhh! dangit bobby!
You're throwing blows like you're at the front of a gray parade
Minus the "R" even though that's R rated
Haha
Yea that's hard ain't it?
So go on, drain it
It's milky, and veiny
Throbbing and aching
Like a twisted ankle or sprained knee
Mother eff your reply, you ain't as witty or brainy
- Posted by Nick Gurr
#24161
Nick Gurr,
(Play instrumental "HUMBLE" by K-Dot)
Always actin' out, alias addict,
Basement-bound bum, bluffin' like a bandit,
Catfishin' clown, caught in your lies,
Discord deceiver, disguises in disguise,
Every tale you tell, entirely fake,
Fabrications flow, fraudulent flake,
Game trollin' geek, grounded in grime,
Hiding in the dark, hopin' for shine,
- Posted by Alphabet Assassin
#24162
Imaginative impostor, identity split,
Joke of a job, just counterfeit,
Keyboard kingpin, cowardly knight,
Low life loser, lurkin' in the night,
Myths you make, multiple masks,
Nobody knows you, nerd in the cracks,
Obsessed with the lies, overweight and stuck,
Pathetic persona, pretendin' you’re tough,
- Posted by Alphabet Assassin
#24163
Quit the facade, we know the deal,
Runnin' from reality, can't keep it real,
Sad lil' life, stuck in your shell,
Trollin' for attention, trapped in your hell,
Unseen, unloved, under the ground,
Virtual villain, but never profound,
Wallow in your woes, weak and absurd,
Xeroxin' lies, every word,
Yearnin' for acceptance, yet you fall flat,
Zero hope left, that's where you're at.
👹💀👻
- Posted by Alphabet Assassin