Posts for March 4, 2016
General
#12731
@ supernova sage,
I never listen to tpbb posts. What's your secret to listening to them?
Sincerely,
erock
- Posted by Skullcruncher
#12732
Lincoln,
Have you found the super secret board yet by trying to search tankpit?
- Posted by Badboyz
#12733
The Old Newbie
Hello there, just a friendly reminder that I, Wizzle have finally discovered Tankpit. I played this game years ago when it was called battlefield. Now the prodigal son has returned (after an hour of searching) So bottom line is now I'm back... and your all going to be destroyed.
I'll be playing on desert if you want to find me.
- Posted by Wizzle
#12735
Tank Apprentice
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Episode 1: Introduction
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The newest TankPit game show that judges the battle skills of a group of tanks. Winner to be promoted to General and placed in charge of the Cave of Light base.
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Starring: lunar lavender as himself.
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What the critics are saying:
cosmic cloves- "Best new show on TankBC!"
supernova sage- "lavender's terse and harsh attitude shines."
celestial cilantro- "It's stupid but there's nothing better on."
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Tune in tomorrow night at 7PM Eastern
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12736
WEENIE BOY v. Parsley and Spices, LLC.
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Coverage brought to you by parsec parsley, E-i-C.
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(C-SPAN) WEENIE BOY defended his use of quotes without citation by claiming that, "dead tanks don't care if I use their quotes."
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Attorney parsley brought in the case of cRaZy v. Board of Tank Education, the definitive judgment that all tanks have rights, whether active, inactive, or dead.
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It was a bad first day for WEENIE BOY and his attorney, Homer J Simpson.
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12739
Man aries. That was an unfortunate sight today. I use to like you as a player but seeing you run lik that from just 3 tank was pretty pathetic.
- Posted by Cracki3
Tournaments
#12737
NO ASSASSINATION ON WEENIE BOY
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President TERMINATOR2 calls off mob hit
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(WKBZ-TV) Showing his ability to make a deal, TankPit President and retired Army General Lucy struck a deal yesterday to hold an unsanctioned, standalone tournament in Crazy Maze. "We believe this deal is good for TankPit, is good for Crazy Maze, and is in the best interests of WEENIE BOY."
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TERMINATOR2 was uncontrollable for comment as he accidentally clicked to move through the entirety of a maze.
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12740
I don't see any more tournaments scheduled for later this month. This is all your fault, WEENIE BOY. Your big mouth and your cup-hoarding business broke the tournament calendar. Thanks a lot, old buddy
- Posted by Sigma