Posts for July 31, 2013
General
#3168
#3146
------------MESSAGE TO MY BLUE COLLEAGUES---------
the players i am about to list have been able to exemplify phoniness to the greatest degree
imaginable, both on and off the field:
RECONNAISSANCE
Minion
PRUDENCE
Phase2
-Russells vipeR-
Monumental
Homer J Simpson
ALLSTAR41
Lebron James
all of these tanks can be unequivocally categorized as "noob tanks". if you see them on the field, switch to your blue tank and launch a ruthless offensive against them, for they are nothing more than a petty representation of pestilence.
check back tomorrow for another intelligence briefing. thank you and have a nice day.
- Posted by EXPOSURE
Bring 10+
- Posted by -Russells vipeR-
#3165
I have an exaggerated sense of self-importance and my sentences are wordy, my sons.
- Posted by tournamentJESUS
#3166
I'm missing mydawg. Has anyone seen him? his name is boa. ruff ruff
- Posted by Serg ON deck FACT
#3154
Looks like I have quite the fan club on the tpbb :):). I know it is tough for rainfall to admit, but he is one jealous mongrel. My overall tp skills, my devilish good looks, and my general awesomeness is, seemingly, too much for him to handle. Do not worry though, "pp" (emphasis on pp), I will promise to go easy on you blue simpletons. Btw, you and sean are trying too hard.
- Posted by Minion
#3156
To the snakes:
Im done with you guys. All i have seen from the snakes lately is whack! AOW and simpsons have been slacking lately too. There's this new blue team that has been killing. I'm wanting to jump ship.
- Posted by -DwarfaddeR-
#3157
The Science of Tankpit
Chapter 1-How to be a Better Player Than Rainfall.
Lesson 1- Have a pulse
As you can see, the requirements necessary to be above the likes of "rainfall",skill wise, are very little. Tankpit may be challenging your spirit and you may be feeling inferior to other players, but always remember that you are still better than rainfall. He started from the bottom and is still there. Thus concludes the first installment of "The Science of Tankpit" and be sure to check back for more. Canada loves you!
- Posted by Science of Tankpit
#3158
-MESSAGE TO ALL-
there is a blue tank named "Edward Newgate" who belongs to the "art of watching rainfall dominate" clan. he originally color flipped to blue and then tried to practice an extremely low level tactic of interfering with a raid. a superior blue tank named "rainfall" was taking a purple raid, and this very Speshul Officer Edward Newgate attempted to aide the enemy by purposely teleporting in and out of rainfall's raid in order to soak up the fuel in his area. and of course, rainfall being a superior player, took on the raid for no less than 30 minutes and was never even shaken, instead he stirred the pot even further by claiming "come get me" multiple times. the raid ended when rainfall fill fought against the purple raid and finally ran out of extra radars as the enemy fired single shots at him. with his tactic backfiring and rainfall surviving, Speshul Officer Edward Newgate was left with a filthy taste in his mouth. meanwhile, rainfall remained victorious once again.
- Posted by EXPOSURE
#3159
Nice to see everyone free killing all day long.
- Posted by Plato
#3160
Every team in this game just fks on the map and in tournaments #FACTSOFTP
- Posted by Orange Mob Member 1
#3161
"Are you ready for the truth?"
Give me the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help me
You will never win, never again, my people are ready for anything
No more secrets, no more lies, open your eyes, can you hear me?
Destruction of the corporate corruption, feel my aggression now
The time has come, we are the ones, we bring the pain
Nothing will ever be the same, it's judgement day and it's time to pay
We lead the way, we forward go, you can't stop the four
You can't stop us now, it's the love you show
The family grows, you reap what you sow
Truth is rising
Give me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
This fire will burn everything in sight,
stand up and fight for your rights
No rest for the wicked
- Posted by ENDURANCE
#3162
EXPOSURE is displaying unsportsmanlike conduct. You should not be listening to him unless you want to raid us then by all means bring it on. I am ready, and willing for all challenges.
- Posted by ENDURANCE
Newbies
#3163
Phase2 is SnearBoy FACT Gotta love all the color flippin noobs STAY SALTY MY FRIENDS. another 2 months has gone by, no 1 has passed me and yet I still don't have rusty
- Posted by LeBron James
Teams
#3153
Gubba Gump (I-GENGHIS_KHAN) May I join your team please?
- Posted by Krusty_The_Clown
No clowns allowed sorry
- Posted by III-ERIK_THE_RED
Too bad i make the decisions and since the clown can go beast mode, the clown is in.
- Posted by BuBBa Gump
#3155
I-GENGHIS KHAN ----- BuBBa_Gump
II-KING ARTHUR ------- megaGOD
III-ERIC THE RED -------- Sky Lynx
IV-TRAJAN --------- INFINITE MAJIC
V-SGT ALVIN YORK --------- thundercracker
VI-JULIUS CAESAR ------ DIBELLO
VII-MARCUS MAXIMUS ------- Titanium
VIII-
IX-
X-HANNIBAL --------- 003
XI-SGTMAJ DAN DALY ----------- Cobrah
XII-KING LEONIDAS ---------- windows2045
Two spots left. Who has seen us killing on the battlefield? I have.
- Posted by I-GENGHIS KHAN
#3164
Where are my blue teammates at? I'm always willing to help out my comrades!
- Posted by Ardell