Posts for March 3, 2016

General

#12719 reply report

To Mr. Weenie Boy, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Sage

- Posted by supernova sage


#12722 reply report

Some days you hear it
Some days you don't
Sometimes you feel it
Sometimes you don't

- Posted by MadeoN


#12724 reply report

WEENIE, if a leader truly stands alone, why does cujo always have a teammate show up to radar for him when he comes in the map?

- Posted by Money Man


#12725 reply report

WEENIE BOY SUED FOR PLAGIARISM
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Douglas MacArthur rolling in his grave
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(Armed Forces Network) A day after he used multiple quotes from famous leaders without citation, WEENIE BOY is being sued by Parsley and Spices, LLC. for fraud and literary theft.
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Hearing the news, 5-Star General MacArthur's grave shook, an eerie silence took over, and then from the skies came a thunderous boom: "I HAVE RETURNED!" Filipinos everywhere heard and were overjoyed by his return.

- Posted by parsec parsley


#12726 reply report

To: South Park Industries
From: TankPit Times Editor-in-Chief parsley
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I would like to submit a formal apology for the misrepresentation of your employee, Eric Cartman. It was not my intent to expose him as a fearful Recruit. I hope this issue does not jeopardize our continued alliance. The bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Eric Cartman will not have died in vain. We'll celebrate a tank who was kind, honest, brave, and true to the end.

- Posted by parsec parsley


#12728 reply report

AMERICA IS NOT GREAT ANYMORE BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S GENERATION!

- Posted by The Anti-Trump


#12729 reply report

To: CEO
Sub: Tournaments
2nd Qtr earnings projections are STELLAR (28% higher than experts predicted). We strongly endorse limiting the number of Tournaments until active participation rates have increased 9.725% (minimum).
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Until further notice: Silver/Bronze Cups are available for $100 USD. Act NOW! Bling your ride! This special offer will NOT last long. ***Transferal fees - responsibility of purchaser.
***Taxes - DO NOT apply.
WEENIE Inc

- Posted by WEENIE BOY

Newbies

#12720 reply report

I read Yewtoob comments.

- Posted by Donald Trump


#12723 reply report

WEENIE only trying to sell silvers and bronzes since he can barely come close to golds. FACT.

- Posted by DON WARD

Teams

#12721 reply report

Weenie boy, no one cares about your quotes. Quit playing like such a scumbag. And I know no one from my team approached you to make a team because they all think you're terrible.

- Posted by celestial cilantro