Posts for March 3, 2016
General
To Mr. Weenie Boy, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Sage
- Posted by supernova sage
Some days you hear it
Some days you don't
Sometimes you feel it
Sometimes you don't
- Posted by MadeoN
WEENIE, if a leader truly stands alone, why does cujo always have a teammate show up to radar for him when he comes in the map?
- Posted by Money Man
WEENIE BOY SUED FOR PLAGIARISM
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Douglas MacArthur rolling in his grave
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(Armed Forces Network) A day after he used multiple quotes from famous leaders without citation, WEENIE BOY is being sued by Parsley and Spices, LLC. for fraud and literary theft.
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Hearing the news, 5-Star General MacArthur's grave shook, an eerie silence took over, and then from the skies came a thunderous boom: "I HAVE RETURNED!" Filipinos everywhere heard and were overjoyed by his return.
- Posted by parsec parsley
To: South Park Industries
From: TankPit Times Editor-in-Chief parsley
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I would like to submit a formal apology for the misrepresentation of your employee, Eric Cartman. It was not my intent to expose him as a fearful Recruit. I hope this issue does not jeopardize our continued alliance. The bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Eric Cartman will not have died in vain. We'll celebrate a tank who was kind, honest, brave, and true to the end.
- Posted by parsec parsley
To: CEO
Sub: Tournaments
2nd Qtr earnings projections are STELLAR (28% higher than experts predicted). We strongly endorse limiting the number of Tournaments until active participation rates have increased 9.725% (minimum).
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Until further notice: Silver/Bronze Cups are available for $100 USD. Act NOW! Bling your ride! This special offer will NOT last long. ***Transferal fees - responsibility of purchaser.
***Taxes - DO NOT apply.
WEENIE Inc
- Posted by WEENIE BOY
Newbies
Teams
Weenie boy, no one cares about your quotes. Quit playing like such a scumbag. And I know no one from my team approached you to make a team because they all think you're terrible.
- Posted by celestial cilantro