Posts for July 29, 2013
Teams
#3137
the following tanks like to operate in secrecy in order to avoid the fierce wrath of their
opponents whenever they stray from the code of ethics for war established during the Geneva
Convention. i was briefly able to infiltrate the covert meetings that were held by these
players and had an opportunity to gather classified information of the highest order which i will
be disclosing in this intelligence briefing. these red tanks have been operating against
you in secrecy by practicing what they claim is "the art of war".
- Posted by EXPOSURE
#3139
......CONTINUED.
these tanks like to operate in groups in order to deactivate you quicker, so if you want to
counter their offensive, follow their manual by always pre-mining fuel and pre-radaring for
your fellow teammates in the case they are attacked. if you see 4 or more red tanks which identify
themselves as being a part of the so called "art of war" clan, quickly switch to your blue tank
because this is the most effective way to counter their beligerent and careless actions. gather
all the available blue tanks together on the field and strike them with numbers and decisive force. to defeat this
clan it is best to target a tank named RECONNASSAINCE as quickly as possible since he is both the
leader as well as the least prodcutive player on this team and can be taken down in no more than 30 seconds time.
- Posted by EXPOSURE
#3140
the players listed below can be deactivated with ease:
Thundercracker
Grimlock
Islam Brings Peace
KrazyJames420
ALLSTAR41
AMBUSH
ASCENDANCY
RECONNAISSANCE
-Black mambA-
-Gaboon vipeR-
- Iron -
OLYMPUS
Battlefield-5
Battlefield-2
Homer J Simpson
Madvillain
if you are a blue tank, attack them at all costs.
- Posted by John Bland
#3138
after infiltrating their war room
i quickly realized that its not the art of war that they practice, but rather the art of denial and fondling.
hardly do you ever see these tanks on the field playing individually during battle but when they are able to
play they usually ravage the map in groups of 6-9, which is the only way they are able to establish a base on
the field. anything less than six of these tanks in at the same time and they will easily be strong armed
and demoralized. i am now declassifying the aliases of the following "art of war" tanks;
ASCENDANCY painfulDEATH/rome sDs
FEROCITY Monumental
INTIMIDATION Minion/stud
FAITH/LOVE kirby3000
ASPIRATION Liquified
INFILTRATION Groundskeeper Willie (also a player who defected and betrayed his old teammates)
ROYALTY Twisted Metal III
- Posted by EXPOSURE
Tournaments
#3132
To the teams:
I know its hard to agree, but it has come to a decision that the FALLEN HEROES has the best clan tag with the roman numerals. See you all on the pit field
#getjealous
- Posted by I-GENGHIS KHAN