Posts for February 29, 2016

#12677

When I click, "HELLO" (and nobody recently came in the map)....that means I'm about to die, so STOP SHOOTING! Several of you are guilty of this....you are hereby REPRIMANDED! This is a clear violation of Rule 134.67.8 sub para 6-18 in the invisible TP Etiquette Imaginary Manual. You've been WARNED!
WEENIE Inc

- Posted by WEENIE BOY

#12679

The Simple Tank
Part III.
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The Creator of the Sahara made 4 tanks out of rocks to demonstrate the 4 teams of TankPit- one in each quadrant. However, by the time He made it to the Red tank at [233,41], it appears He came down with Carpal Tunnel! Eric and Randy were asked to repair their tank.
Eric Cartman: "Hey, has anybody seen Randy Marsh around?"
Crowd Member 1: "No, I think he left after being turned down for a pay raise by SPI!"
Eric Cartman: Well, I can't do this by myself!"

- Posted by parsec parsley

#12680

BuBBa Gump Holds Trump Rally at Sahara
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(AP) [Fuel Lake City, South Sahara] Donald Trump received a ringing endorsement last night from the President of BuBBa Gump Shrimping Company. Additionally, President Gump attempted to create a likeness of Donald's face by planting blue mines and moving obstacles; he ran into trouble, however, as no one has ever seen Donald Trump's eyes during a debate. President Gump could not be reached in time for this story. parsec parsley reports.

- Posted by parsec parsley

#12681

NO-GOAL FOR TROLL
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(Reuters) [Rocks and Swamp Tournament] Through 59 minutes of last night's tournament, it appeared a tank made solely to insult yours truly was going to take home the prized BRONZE CUP.
However, with 45 seconds to play and my back against the wall, I landed the sweet final shot on A Streettank Named DESIRE, promoting me to Captain on my alias, Bullet-Tooth Tony, and leading to my SILVER CUP AWARD. My troll, meanwhile, was left with nothing to show for his mockery!

- Posted by parsec parsley