Posts for February 28, 2016
General
#12670
Sorry weenie for annoying you and stealing some equipment, but you killed me when i was lagging out
4629 ms
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4629ms Ping :/
- Posted by Stan Marsh
#12673
The Simple Tank
Part II.
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The Shooting Star is a popular place to defend and invade, located at [170,215]. Today, Eric and Randy were tasked with moving enough obstacles to protect against enemy invaders. Call it the "Great Wall of Desert."
Eric Cartman: "At least this time I don't have to earn points! But can't I just block it with my tank? Moving obstacles is hard work!"
Randy Marsh: "Qu'est-ce qu'une étoile filante, eh?"
*Crowd jeers*
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12674
TankPit Times Mission Statement
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Edited by: Editor Parsnip
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1) Objective: To document for present and future readers the current state of affairs in the Sahara.
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2) Goals: To bring forth the lighter side of war in the Desert and clean greasy gun turrets.
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3) Means: Critical thinking, political satire, cultural metaphors, and Japanese poetry.
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4) Outreach: Editor Parsnip is currently looking for new, upstart writers with great ideas to contribute. Simply post your story to the BB!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12675
Spices from Space win 2016 Canadian Olympic Team Sponsorship!!
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(CBC) [Saskatoon, Saskatchewan] As you watch your favorite Canadian athletes compete in Rio for Olympic gold this August, you'll notice a new logo on their chests: The Spices from Space have won the right to be the official TankPit Team of the 2016 Canadian National Women's Curling Team!
"I've been waiting for this moment.. for all my life, Oh Lord!" said cosmic cloves, President/CEO of SS and ardent Canadian national.
- Posted by parsec parsley
Teams
#12676
Good teamwork tonight - getchya, ALLSTAR41, Linc, and Vom Kriege =)
- Posted by Sigma