Posts for May 27, 2013
General
#2662
WARNING - Tankpit can be highly addictive. Take the survey below before using.
Contact your doctor if you...
1. Have verbal confusion
-You say that your pet was deactivated, not that your pet died.
-The word food is often misplaced with fuel.
-Babies are newbies to you.
2. Have physical ailments
-Your skin is pale from being inside playing.
-You have glasses/contacts powerful enough for person 3 times your age or more from staring at the screen.
3. Mental uncertainty
-You have a birthday and you wonder, “What rank am I now?”
- Posted by Krusty The Clown
#2663
I Salute you vets both past and currently serving.
- Posted by VETERAN
#2660
Join the best free multi-player tank game on the web! Fuel up your tank and prepare for combat. You start out as a recruit and may assign yourself to one of four teams. Gang up for raids on enemy tanks, or strike out on your own for glory. Interact with players from around the world in this battle game, it's a fun and free web game everyone can enjoy.
Only the best and bravest warriors need apply!
- Posted by Krusty The Clown
Newbies
#2667
MiKroBe(&" " 2)
Your pathetic display on the field is only trumped by your lack of ferry skill. Made you and that other blue that helped you look like complete losers in a 2v1 on me. Comeback when you have the courage to face me alone.
- Posted by - Neptunium -
#2664
Yo this is your boy StrikerIceInferno straight reppin the blues bro really wish I could get a colonel, but I am such a huge vachina
- Posted by StrikerIceInferno
Teams
#2659
a_deactivated_tank_, I do not mind going from general #2 down to sergeant. Its part of the game, I'll gather more points and re-rank eventually. At least I went down fighting! haha Do you play any other tank? It seems you are always recruit and getting deactivated over and over again. You should fill up on equipment and try to gain some stars. Don't worry if you are deactivated over and over while trying to rank though. One day you will get there!
- Posted by Krusty The Clown
#2654
eh,im done being a simpson!any more room on the S P I D E R S guys?!
- Posted by Captain Murdock
#2655
im down to join a team,whos recruiting?im lookin at either snakes or spiders,im thinking the spiders need people though so i guess ima have to lean that way!Boss spider man,what do i make my tank named and when do i start this new tank?
- Posted by Cold Comfort
#2656
i wanna make a team against xXBIGBADDOGxx! his skills are way over the heads of us noobs!i csnnot handle the threat he brings to the field! HE HAS A GOLDEN TANK AWARD! guys we gotta rally up and destroy this common enemy you guys keep posting about and we all have!i would like to make an alliance with the spiders and snakes!together,we will deadicate our whole lives into deactivating this tank!we could do it!DO NOT get your hopes down,and to be nice,i will go ahead and take leads of the snakes and spiders team all together!there will be no discussions! DO NOT WORRY tarantula and anaconda,i have no problem taking over your teams,i ran the ELITE bots,Red-1 Red-2 and so forth! BAD DOG you will bow to the unbreakable never ending raids of the snakes/spiders/bots,i will call this,the tank pit tea party".Understood? now all of you noobs gather around when i call "bazse at ---,---" that is all from your new and mighty leader.THANKS
FACT
- Posted by BADDOGkickROCKsQUIT
#2652
im thinking ima try out for this spider team,tarantula gimme the run down my guy
- Posted by STATIC
Tournaments
#2661
Tournaments(poem)
To win a tourney you have to be the best.
You will have to do better than a guest.
Before you start, make a drink.
While playing don't forget to blink.
If you don't you'll have eye treatment.
If this happens you'll play less frequent.
Then the chance of winning will be rather dimming.
To beat the best.
That would be a quest.
To collect the right amount of equipment.
That would be a commitment.
Remember to use it as quick as you can.
Remember you want to do the best you can.
10 minuets left.
Now is the time to be a pest.
Shoot anybody in sight.
Make sure your doing your best tonight.
If your a winner.
Tell everybody at dinner.
They will congratulate you.
Just the way you want them to.
Because you are the best.
And you beat that guest!
- Posted by Krusty The Clown