Posts for February 27, 2016
General
#12665
The Simple Tank
Part I.
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"Back in March of 2000, our fathers built a moat in the Desert to ward off enemies. However, they forgot to build castle walls inside the moat, and at [180, 50], they left the front entrance completely open! I need y'all to finish what they started."
Eric Cartman: "Does this mean I gotta earn points by planting mines?"
Narrator: "Yep."
Eric Cartman: "Oh come on, I HATE earning promotion points!"
Randy Marsh: "I'll do it, but what's a moat eh?"
*Crowd chuckles*
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12666
About parsec parsley
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Ode to the BATTERED SWORD
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The Sahara grew oddly cold last night, as very few SMCo./SPI employees and even fewer Spices from Space were seen kicking up sand. The highlight of the night, however, was my being decorated with the BATTERED SWORD. It's been a fun ride to this point, and now begins the long press for the highly coveted RUSTY SWORD.
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PS: supernova sage thought he could beat me to that prestigious prize. You heard it here first: he won't. :)
- Posted by parsec parsley
Newbies
#12667
COLUMN AS I SEE 'EM
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For the newer players out there, if you read no other report from parsec parsley, please read this one. When you are participating in a raid, it is considered poor etiquette to drive excessively on the screen of the tank you're raiding. How far you may drive is subjective, but a general rule of thumb is 5 tiles. Drive much more than that, and you will accidentally (or, hopefully not, deliberately) lag the raid taker, causing premature death and less fun for everyone.
- Posted by parsec parsley