Posts for February 26, 2016
General
#12656
That Parsley feller sure has blossomed since his days interning for The Springfield Shopper. Shame, I think he would have had a wonderful future at The Springfield Times.
- Posted by Johnny Newspaperseed
#12659
NEW SERIES COMING TO A BULLETIN BOARD NEAR YOU!!
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"The Simple Tank"
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A 5-part series starring Eric Cartman and Randy Marsh.
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Inspired by Green Acres, a sitcom about a city couple moving to a farm, follow our pop culture icons as they struggle to do manual, low-reward tasks such as equipment pickup, mine planting, and obstacle moving! Don't miss out, the series begins February 27th at 8PM EST!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12660
The Life and Times of Homer J Simpson
Part 4: Desert Not Deserted (FINAL EDITION)
It happened so fast, I almost forgot to enjoy it; here we are, the last report on Homer. A jam-packed Sahara quickly filled up with the debris of fallen comrades. Spices from Space, SMCo., and a bizarre assortment of blue hostiles duked it out for supremacy. So many tanks were destroyed it's impossible to name a victor. The night can best be summarized by a quote from our departing hero: "You've got mad skills!"
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12661
STAN MARSH CAUGHT CHEATING ON SPI!!
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Caught having relations with Big Blue
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PAGE 1: Our inside man, Tabloid TankPittersson, captured Stan Marsh, an employee of SPI, in the act last night. He was seen being a bad boy(z) with Big Blue, a band of misfit blue rebels without a cause. SPI spokesman Towelie was unavailable for comment. In fact, T.T. reports Towelie may actually be dead.
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PAGE 2: BUMBLEBEE SPOTTING IN THE DESERT
"Is not e'ryday you see one of them," said Frinzee.
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12663
SHit i should have paused d3 download i forgot it was going.. i could have done much better on raids
- Posted by WaLDo
Newbies
#12662
cosmos cinnamon, I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the team. But having a breakdown and playing a tank with our theme isn't going to force entry you onto the roster by playing 100 hours in a week. You can't always get what you want.
- Posted by singularity saffron
Teams
#12657
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