Posts for February 25, 2016

#12643

SH OR DIE!!!!
That is all.

- Posted by SH FOR THE WIN

#12647

Ady
shame on you Ady who make OneHarderBoy colonel blue to had a free kill for you general :)

- Posted by TicTacToe

#12648

(AP) The Colorado Chronicle reports that the liver disease outbreak caused by parsley-contaminated water supplies has been successfully eradicated. A new medicine, developed in the Desert, targets and destroys the disease-causing parsley: Mobizine. Developed by Dr. Blue and Professor Red, this medicine is the only known cure to the disease, claims CDC representative and retired Army General Lucy.

- Posted by parsec parsley

#12649

(Reuters) Following a universal paid vacation, South Park Industries employees got back to work yesterday evening. "We put the boys on break because we thought they were growing tired of our joint project to develop Mobizine," Eric Cartman said in an exclusive interview. "Now that we're back, though, no Spice from Space or SMCo. employee can compete with us. We're the best!" Catch the entire interview tonight at 6PM on Desert News.

- Posted by parsec parsley

#12650

The Life and Times of Homer J Simpson
Part 3: Combatting Mobizine
We caught up with our subject for a little discussion prior to the night's action. "Check the bulletin board," we said. Homer J Simpson, ever the bashful subject, replied by simply saying, "Thanks."
Amid a joint effort by the Spices from Space and SMCo., Homer did his part to fight back against the oppression of pharmaceutical company SPI. It wasn't enough, however. Mobizine swiftly took over the market. No one was safe.

- Posted by parsec parsley

#12651

Nobody talks about BuBBa anymore??? #:(

- Posted by BuBBa Gump

#12652

TP POLICE,
For the last time, start doing your dang JOB! I sent you the samples...release the results of your findings, make it public?!?! Parsely came to Springfield, we annihilated his tank. "I" tested the fluids he was leaking all over the place & concluded he is POSITIVE for HGH (a BANNED steriod). I would really appreciate it if you'd investigate this "juiced" up Parsley tank. What else more do you need?!? And call off your Private Detective, I'm no harm to anyone.
Thank You,
WEENIE Inc

- Posted by WEENIE BOY

#12653

Every time i fk i gotta hit me like at least 2 bithes

- Posted by GODMODE

#12654

WEENIE Inc,
For the official record ----------> Professor Frink performed the highly reliable, Va-J-J Anabolic Hysterectomy Steroid test on Parsleys tank. Me, Carl Carlson, Blinky, Wiseguy, Aristotle Amadopolis, & Robert Terwilliger were witnesses. The Professor conducted 6 different tests on his tank.....ALL 6 came back positive. The reports were filed to Major Quimby's office. Springfield Police will be doing the follow-up. Just an FYI....
Lenny Leonard

- Posted by Lenny Leonard

#12655

I love the poorly educated!

- Posted by Donald Trump

#12644

SH OR DIE!!!!
That is all.

- Posted by SH FOR THE WIN

#12645

SH OR DIE!!!!
That is all.

- Posted by SH FOR THE WIN

#12646

SH OR DIE!!!!
That is all.

- Posted by SH FOR THE WIN