Posts for February 24, 2016
General
#12631
SH OR DIE!!!!!
That is all.
- Posted by SH FOR THE WIN
#12637
Lenny Leonard, an alter ego of WEENIE BOY, has been successfully deactivated for his HEROIC HONOR MEDAL! Congratulations on your achievement, Lenny Leonard!
To my faithful sponsors who made my "Deactivate WEENIE BOY" campaign a total success, I say, "Thanks."
As this campaign is now over, I am no longer accepting sponsorship offers. Save your pledges for the next deactivation safari!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12638
I think the purple people eaters has now been taken over by the purple mines in the world map right now.
- Posted by Blinky
#12639
The Life and Times of Homer J Simpson
Part 2: Stretching the Field
In a topsy-turvy battle between the Spices from Space led by cosmic cloves and the Springfield Manufacturing Company led by Homer J Simpson, our subject was seen out-maneuvering his competition. Many tanks went down on a night in which SMCo. announced their return to the market after a devastating faulty wiring recall nearly eradicated them from the Desert. The Spices from Space commend their efforts. Stay tuned!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12640
Eric Cartman: An Autobiographical Haiku.
Deactivate me.
For I have sinned 'gainst TankPit.
Free kills, my great crime.
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Produced and published by the parsec parsley Poetry Association of America. February 2016. First Edition. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized use or reproduction of this material without the express written consent of the author will result in legal prosecution by Parsley and Spices, LLC.
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12641
In search of sponsors for my "Deactivate Blinky" campaign!!!
Following the success of my first campaign, I've decided to waste no time searching for sponsors of my next!
Blinky, a dastardly-constructed product from the SMCo., hasn't even so much as a BRONZE TANK AWARD to his name, yet he swiftly nears the top of the leaderboard! He must be slowed by purple mines, angle shots, and any other methods necessary! Cost and variance of sponsorship available upon request. Act now!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12642
Very funny TERRESTIAL. When I click, I GOTTA GO and GOOD BYE........that means, I GOTTA GO. You keep shooting me and the anti q thing won't let me leave. I was full on fuel and equip, you weren't gonna kill me. My gramps is downstairs yelling for me and you decided to be an a##. Come mess with me any other time....no prob. But when someone says, I GOTTA GO and/or GOOD BYE, at least have the courtesy to stop shooting.
WEENIE BOY
- Posted by WEENIE BOY