Posts for February 23, 2016
General
#12622
ATTENTION!!
All individuals from South Park, Colorado, are hereby ordered to return home and evacuate their families from the area. A recent outbreak of liver disease has been attributed to a spice trader who purportedly released massive amounts of parsley into the water supplies. This parsley is too much for the average body to handle, and has resulted in significant casualties.
Do not be the reason your family suffers!! Leave the Desert and return home immediately!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12623
The Life and Times of Homer J Simpson
Part 1: Introduction
Greetings! My name is parsec parsley. I work for the TankPit Times. I've been tasked with recording the daily goings-on in the African Sahara. Once a dusty and dry death trap, in recent years a renaissance has occurred. At the forefront of this tectonic shift has been Homer J Simpson. In the coming days, we will chronicle his movements within the Sahara to show you, the reader, what he's done to lead the change. Stay tuned!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12624
LOL....good one Parsley! Yea, somethings wrong with my Lenny tank, it's sitting at 99 deaths. Might be the wiring eh??
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Step up now to reserve your bronze or silver Cup. For $50 (& fees), you can pimp your ride the way you want.
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This game is going to EXPLODE in China & only a handful of you will be able to challenge for a Cup; furthermore, when that happens, I am raising the price to $500 per cup.
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Buy Now. :-)
*****WEENIE Inc*****
Founder & CEO
- Posted by WEENIE da GREAT
#12625
quick s/o to the space spices for a quality raid. my apologies on being a little spazzy, i was just tryna get that single star real quick. (-:
- Posted by shh
#12626
The Formation of the Spices from Space
Far beyond the cosmic borders we once knew, a great supernova sent masses of celestial materials whirling in a vortex through space, until a humble solar system saved these few planetary and lunar concoctions from the largest singularity in the Milky Way. All now located equidistant parsecs from the sun, they've formed a steady, formidable force to be reckoned with.
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12627
Lunar Lavender - I wasn't saying "is that the best you can do" to you :-). Just before you entered, Ambush (red Colonel) took a free kill from Saint Arnold (purple Colonel). It was all directed at him.
- Posted by Ady
#12628
Ambush - congrats on your promotion to #6 General. Shame you got there through taking free kills.
- Posted by Ady
#12629
********ATTENTION********
After a meticulous investigation, enough evidence has been gathered indicating criminal conspiracy by "WEENIE BOY." All evidence been turned over to the proper authorities. TP Police will update the public on the status of the criminal next.
- Posted by Private Detective
#12630
John Silver
carl confirmed for SHer
John Silver
cracki confirmed EQ too
Both chat logs from today, the second log has a typo it is supposed to say SH. These two speed hackers have been named and shamed!
- Posted by Eric Cartman