Posts for April 2, 2016

#12893

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HAIL SATAN!|
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- Posted by Satans Minion

#12896

A Letter From the Editor
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Greetings, tanks of the world! While my esteemed and capable reporters have done excellent work of late, I have been enjoying a tropical vacation in Castles! After Parsley and Spices, LLC., won a hard-fought legal dispute against WEENIE BOY, who has since re-branded to WEENIE Inc. in his shame, I needed time off to prepare for the rigors of summertime in the Desert. Sometimes, a tank's just gotta knock the sand off and get some R&R!

- Posted by parsec parsley

#12897

Goosetanks
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Episode II: Welcome To Dead-Tank House
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Professor Frink and his dog, Simpy, move to Dark Falls. Little does he know that he has entered the Dead-Tank House. In his backyard lies a cemetery. While exploring, he suddenly is chased by the ghosts of Spices from Space. Simpy saves him, however, with a beam of light that causes the Spices to disintegrate.
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As Frink and Simpy run away from the Dead-Tank House, they spot Johnny Tightlips moving in. And so the cycle continues...

- Posted by Goosetanks

#12907

Blue Headquarters,
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I do not know of which battle you spoke, but assuredly I say to you, a war one battle does not win!
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As a result of your unprovoked attacks on the Purple Alliance, I declare that a state of War does exist between your nation and ours.
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Our Alliance, in their Righteous Might, will see through to absolute victory.

- Posted by parsec parsley

#12909

Is your recruit having a hard time repairing after a deactivation? Sing these privatery rhymes to help speed up the process!
Privatery rhyme #7:
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Yankee Barbady came to TP,
A-ridin' on a ferry;
He stuck a radar in his hatch
And called it glitchy.
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Yankee Barbady keep it up,
Yankee Barbady Dandy;
Mind the shooting and the moving,
And with the bots be handy.
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Continued

- Posted by Nighteyes

#12910

Part 2
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General and I went down to base,
Along with Cap'n Cartman;
The players and bots all stood around
As thick as hasty obbys.
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Yankee Barbady keep it up,
Yankee Barbady Dandy;
Mind the shooting and the moving
And with the bots be handy.

- Posted by Nighteyes

#12894

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HAIL SATAN!|
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- Posted by Satans Minion

#12908

Sometimes you win.
Sometimes you go fish.

- Posted by Nightfish