Posts for March 18, 2016
General
Sounds good to me Mr. Private Detective.
You should start by interviewing your partner Officer Barbrady. Dont be biased though because of the Thin Blue Line.
Officer Barbrady will set the truth free and tell you that I did not turret block him.
- Posted by Overdrive
Miles what is wrong with you.... bots lives do not matter.
Still think Homer and Beaver should be at least questioned for hate crimes. They have killed so many. It has to be hate.
- Posted by Satan Marsh
Tank Apprentice
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Episode 9: We've Sprung a Leak (Part II)
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"It appears we have a winner! Homer J Simpson earned promotion to General and is now Commanding Officer of the Cave of Light. In addition, he now possesses the three Deathly Tanks. Congratulations, Homer!" -lunar lavender
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In other news, a young boy named Harry Tanker of 4 Foundry Drive was found dead yesterday. Cause of death is uncertain, but there were no signs of a struggle.
- Posted by parsec parsley
WEENIE BOY v. Parsley and Spices, LLC.
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Continued coverage brought to you by parsec parsley, E-i-C.
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(C-SPAN) In the most highly-publicized court case in TankPit history, WEENIE BOY was officially found guilty of fraud and literary theft for his March 2nd, 2016 use of direct quotes without citation.
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"If they didn't give permission, you must imprison." - parsec parsley's closing statement to jurors.
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Retired Army General and Supreme Court Justice Lucy has yet to declare sentencing.
- Posted by parsec parsley
Miles Standish, you have been a plague on the Sahara ever since you were removed for cause from the AoSS Board of Directors.
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There you go again, actin' like Robin Hood for Bots. Just look at 'em, minding their own business 'til their superiors come around. Don't you think they'd realize there's 9 of 'em on each color and they could fight back if they wanted to? But they don't. They're perfectly content in their current state.
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MAKE ICELAND GREEN AGAIN!
- Posted by itSHOULDbe Greenland