Posts for March 17, 2016
General
#12812
itSHOULDbe Greenland, Stop spreading propaganda (it has already been proven that the white tiles are ice). Nobody listens to your silly group, Alliance of Sophisticated Shooters. Your people always make a mine base out of a minefield. What's next, the renaming of Appaloosa land because it's not a horse?!
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Focus on the issues that are important, such as Bot Lives Matter. Where's the petition to General Lucy for the arrest of Incontinent Beaver and Homer Simpson for their genocide of bots huh?!
- Posted by Miles Standish
#12813
Thanks to a tip off from Singularity Saffron, I hereby launch an investigation into Stan Darsh for his role in the Appaloosa Land, March 10, 2016 21:00-22:00 tournament. Evidence will be sought in regards to, but not limited to a level 9 crime of Turret-Blocking a teammate. If sufficient proof has been gathered, Stan Darsh will be apprehended by TP_Police and placed in an isolated rock formation where he cannot touch animate objects.
- Posted by Private Detective
#12814
Tank Apprentice
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Episode 9: We've Sprung a Leak (Part I)
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D'OH! The Tanker dam in southwest Metropolis protects the city from flooding and also provides power. It has just sprung a massive leak, and Homer J Simpson and Incontinent Beaver are tasked with engineering a fix.
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Despite the Beaver's best efforts, he simply could not stop the leaky dam. Homer J Simpson, meanwhile, convinced Ned Flanders that it was right and just that he stuff himself into the hole to save the city.
- Posted by parsec parsley