Posts for November 16, 2013
General
#3948
Eclipse, welcome back to the game! It is around a year old now. You have decided to play at the perfect time. Its not that far to climb into the top 10 lists!
- Posted by Krusty The Clown
#3952
This isn't Battlefield where half the players cheated - there are no cheats for TankPit. All these accusations are baseless. Some players are FASTER than others, but that doesn't make them BETTER than others. Slower players just have to adapt how we play. We can still win tournaments and survive raids. It takes a little more skill for slower players but is not impossible.
- Posted by Truth
#3937
Warrior
kill me 1v1? HA! you had to call your little boy friend over to help kill me, then double move me. IDC what you say you're not legit. Ive died plenty of times and I don't complain on BB everytime, only the times i get CHEATED. You and viper202 are on something...If it makes you feel like a more awesome person to 'own' at a 2d tank game then keep on cheatin, which im sure u will.
- Posted by BreaK BaD
#3940
@God of war
Anyone is good at Call of Duty, everyone and their mother plays that spray and camp in a corner game.
- Posted by GeneralSick
#3941
Glad to see apps back.. definitely my all time favourite. What a beautiful continent!
- Posted by sAviOr
#3942
Man idk what you did to this game but it is so terrible now. Even app land is loaded with fuel and if you play even a wee bit conservative you will never die. When someone is getting raided by 6 other tanks it should be a matter of when they get deactivated not if.
TOO MUCH FUEL, IM DONE
- Posted by BreaK BaD
#3944
Homer, put the ak47 down bro. These n00blets are not worth it! Thank you man. I told you before TP2 started that I wouldn't let you down. Let the haters hate, they have nothing better to do. They try to fight me off the field because they don't even come close to matching up. Got to know some of the coolest players around through been on the simpsons. I've always liked been on the underdog teams, this time around its been a privileged to be on the best team. It's all thanks to you, if you never believed in me, I would have never come this far. As for "co-leader" position, I would he honored to take that position. I'm officially riding shot gun! Things will still be run exactly how they have been, its a privileged for any player to get onto the simpsons roster because they have to be "ok'd" by every member. Just a heads up to all other teams, this is just the beginning, there will be many many years of us owning y'all ahead of us!
- Posted by Krusty The Clown
Newbies
#3939
This day, this day of such tragedy, this day in which, upon my entrance into the realm of the glorious TankPit, I proceeded to impale the question mark button upon my keyboard, at which moment I was horrified by such a sight, a sight of unmeasurable atrocity, a sight that a near led to thy removal of thy eyeballs from thyeth skull!
Who let idolize BLUNTZ make general! gah! hes so horrible.
- Posted by Dr Pepper
#3936
-General Bradley
wow haha you didn't even fire a single shot at me that's pretty sad. only 2 blues on you too are you kidding me
- Posted by Rising Tide
Teams
#3954
...CONTINUED
those tanks which remained on the field felt the full weight of my arsenal as i continuosly detterred any further provocations from the enemy by firing at their defenses and sending them home
with feelings of humiliation that stemmed from the sticky, plasma like substance now being
plastered across their face.
the extent of the damage infilcted upon me stretched no further than the loss of several shields, once again proving to all that i, Supreme Commander, am being led by the invisible and mighty hand of Providence and remain under the special protection of hidden divine forces.
the 10 tanks involved in the gravely provocative raid against me include:
Homer J Simpson
Krusty the Clown
Otto Mann
-xSiMpLiCiTyX-
Battlefield-2
OLYMPUS
Ammo Thrower Evan
Sir GooFy
blastem
Twiggy
these tanks now make up the list of "MOST WANTED TANKS" for "true blue" party comrades. the order is to seek them out, pursue them, and deliver complete annihilation.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
#3945
To all blues who follow Supreme Commander. Your skill will slowly disappear and you will be left in the shadows of the greats who do not follow him. He has been known to run from raids regularly and only play when blue has already done all the work and took control of the map. Where is he when you are out numbered? He is nowhere to be seen. You should over throw him as the self proclaimed leader of the blues. He does nothing but give you guys/girls a bad name. You should all speak up for yourselves since you are the players who do all the work while he sits back and claims all the glory from it. There are some really good players out there but anybody who is been a lap dog to this idiot is an idiot themselves.
- Posted by Krusty The Clown
#3953
GENTLEMEN! no less than 20 hours ago, i was engaged in a life and death struggle against the eternal enemies of "true blue" comrades. the offensive against me was initiated by inferior players who, over the course of several weeks now, expressed their envy of my authority over all blue forces both on this very bulletin board and through various other channels. summoning 10 tanks against me and succumbing to less dignified tactics such as pre-mining and aimlessly driving on my screen in a futile attempt to slow me down, they were unable to complete their objective. facing winds of malevolence, i was not shaken, instead, i stirred the situation into further chaos by claiming "my dog plays better than you". hurling insults at my inferior enemies, i was able to deactivate no less than 2 of their alleged stronger components in battle prompting the others to quickly evacuate the map in a desperate attempt to salvage their confidence and preserve their shields.
to be CONTINUED....
- Posted by Supreme Commander
Tournaments
#3943
Great tournament guys, hopefully I'll have more time for another good one like this was.
- Posted by - Neptunium -