Posts for January 14, 2012

#153

THE BAD LIST ***********
SUP GUYS ANIMOSITY HERE. IM HERE TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW (LOL JK U GUYS ALREADY KNOW) WHO IS BAD.
1. ALL SNAKES - WHY? BECAUSE SNAKESGONSNAKEGONSNAKE! HAHA. HILARIOUS TEAM, FULL OF HACKER NEWB CHEAT LAMERS WHO NEVER LEAVE THE GAME.
2. NOSFERATU - HE STINKS, AT THE GAME AND IRL.
3. -Pit vipeR- - HES A SNAKE YES I KNOW, BUT HONESTLY SNAKESGONSNAKE AND THIS FOOL IS HORRIBLE ALL ON HIS OWN.
4. ANYONE READING THIS. BY READING THIS YOU ARE AGREEING YOU TOO ARE DESERVING OF BEING ON THIS LIST. HAHA.
P.S. SNAKESGONSNAKE
P.P.S. SNAKESGONSNAKEGONSNAKE
BTW, PERFECT10NSGONSNAKE

- Posted by ANIMOSITY

#145

MrTooSerious,
When you and your cheating pathetic friends use a chat to have all orange, purple, and red "pile" on my lone blue lieutenant it is you who is the cheating noobs not me. I am fully justified in quitting low. You are the scum of the game and I won't let you ruin the experience for me because you are too pathetic to play without a chat helping you. I am an old legend of this game and I don't need to justify myself to you. I don't speak in your pathetic chat because I am not one of your pathetic friends but I am watching you. I will be following you, killing you, and helping every player you try to "pile" against regardless of their color for the fairness of the game and my own glory.

- Posted by bLue pYrAmid

#152

Wish they would raise the color cap on how many tanks can be in at one time. considering I only play one color, one tank, and there is only one world... right now it won't let me in to orange and there is 13 orange 12 red 9 purp and 10 blue

- Posted by J Z

#144

MidwestKiller
You need the newest Java for mac.

- Posted by God

#147

Shout outs to Wooshy, Low Flyer, and Mr Snicker. Nice to see you back and good team work out there.

- Posted by bLue pYrAmid

#148

RACEFREAK
Thx bro for the info, I checked the guide and it just says "kill a lot of enemy tanks" and "play alot of hours". I think I will email them and ask for it to be fixed.

- Posted by J Z

#149

Battlefield as it is already is a really fun game, and from past experience, games that try to update to much just end up ruining the game. However, I just want to kind of list some ideas on the BB to see how others respond. Please post back any criticism about these ideas!
-Make it so the computer controlled tanks drop small amounts of equipment all the time.
-new equipment: 1. speed shots (2x shots to your opponents 1) 2. speed treads (tank moves 2x faster on land and water) 3. regeneration (tank heals while not under attack) ... the 2 and 3 would deplete based on a timer when activated, say 1 unit per 30 secs.
-fixes:speed up pulling up the map and fix lag on turning off and on equipment. I know this is because of the turn based nature of the game, but make it where you can operate on your dashboard without having to wait and keep shooting turn based.
If you have any ideas post too! Id like to read what others have

- Posted by J Z

#150

Is it just me or does it take everyone about 5-6 seconds to pull up their maps and teleport? I feel like this is messing me up when I am being raided. I am terrible at holding against raids because I get hit about 3-4 times each from the whole group while trying to teleport.
Is this just the game or do I need to get a new computer :P? I have high speed internet

- Posted by J Z

#146

***** Omnislash *****
Blue being a weak color, we ought to stick together to enforce justice on the field. I play alone so I won't be enlisting in the ranks of the Blue Barracudas but if we end up in battle together for glory and righteousness it will be my honor.

- Posted by bLue pYrAmid

#151

Snakes gon' cry.
CONDOR quit on Snakes once because a litter of 8 snakes spent the entire day slithering around Iceland, flickering their disgusting fork-tipped tongues at everyone and every time CONDOR killed a kid sitting their tank in for hours to make captain, Snakes swarmed in so fast that not even Samuel L. Jackson would have had enough time to make a profane exclamation regarding the presence of snakes on a plane.
What is more, when 4 reds (or purples, can't remember) it just so coincided that all snakes decided to go hibernate until, again, surely coincidentally, the reds left, at which point snakes re-entered en masse. Shocked at the obvious luck of these reptiles, who raided for hours on end but had the fortune to all have something else to do for the 30 minutes that day when they could have been raided and died.
I got jealous of that incredible fortune, and decided to quit on the 7 snakes that were on me upon their return to the historically dry map we were in.

- Posted by CONDOR