Posts for January 11, 2012
General
WOW Just to let everyone know every orange tank I have fought can shoot me 2-3 for every one of my shots...Someone needs to wipe clean all the orange players their all pretty much cheaters.
- Posted by Big Blue
***ORANGE NEWBS****
Chasing someone after they just died to your mob is so lame! Especially when they are sergeant without extra radars and you are captains. Man up you little wimps! This message is for Hays, SphericConcept, BOJINKA, and their other newb friends.
- Posted by NOSFERATU
Anaconda, don't be so mad. If you're really that desperate I will join your "team" and become your leader as -Snake_charmeR-.
However, I know you have a strict policy with regards to constantly mobbing a map (a must if you want to be a snake, because hey, snakesgonsnake) but quitting out when the numbers advantage is lost, and generally cheating in any way possible (tournaments especially).
Like I said earlier, if you want me to take over as -Snake_charmeR-, the leader of the snakes, then these official snake rules must be discarded. Also, you will obviously have to be thrown out, never to be heard from again. If you accept my simple demands, I will turn your pathetic excuse for a team around, because I am a mighty, yet generous warrior.
I may also help you to learn about spelling as well, if I'm feeling really really generous that is.
PS - Best of luck with your job "work[ing] at basketball."
- Posted by morbidtroll
To: ONE-MAN-TEAM
Your words are awe-inspiring, and I need people like you on my team. Your unbridled zeal, unwavering aggression, and unquenchable thirst for the blood of your enemies makes you nothing short of being a venerable soldier. You will be an asset to my team. If you are interested (and obviously you will be) reply back with the following tag:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~morbidowns~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Posted by morbidtroll
********DESERT_STORM**********
Why you being so shady these days bro? So so SHADY! Smh....
- Posted by morbidtroll
The Message Board is pretty primitive. It takes a day to see new messages? On the plus side I like how there is only one field. There are not enough players to support more than one. I like how the field changes from Desert to Rocks and Swamps to Crazy Maze (crazier than I remembered!) to Iceland ... and you keep the same tanks and ranks and equipment. The last tournament was not bad either.
- Posted by Beetlejuice
For the lightbulb award. Why dont you have a daily top25 list on this home page. The old Battlefield had it. Just wondering.
- Posted by Mr Snicker
Newbies
Youngsters now starting the game, here are a few tips.
Whilse shooting/armour fighting an enemy, always watch your fuel.
Know where to find fuel quickly incase other enemies jump you.
If four or more enemies jump you, it is fair to shoot back and make sure to get fuel when you get low.
Tele-ing away too quickly or too far will tarnish the rep that you are trying to build and some players may even call you out on the Board.
Keep your pride intact, help your allies at all times and NEVER quit out low.
Encourage your friends to play clean/legit and enjoy the game!
- Posted by DRAGON FIRE
Teams
*********** intruder_alert***************
i was on the battlefield at the appointed time and there was no sign of you ANYWHERE! your lack of making your own appointments reflects how weak of a leader you are and you will never be appointed leader of the blue baracudas! you have now been banned and blacklisted from the blue baracudas! now begone with your noobish self! long live the blue baracaudas!!!!!!
- Posted by Omnislash
The activities on the field today saw the orange team SPECIAL OPERATIONS run the -SnakeS- out of the map for the remainder of the day.
To all other teams: perfec10ns, Battlefields and those "Blue Baracudas". An army is on the move and we're taking Control of Rocks & Swamps!
Consider this a declaration of war
- Posted by DRAGON FIRE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Viper_Katzman~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I would like to say that I am undeserving of the praises you sing of me. I would like to say that I am merely just a player such as yourself. I would also like to say that I'm not the best player in this game... Fortunately, none of that is something I can honestly say. Your account of my triumphs is entirely accurate. I am not merely a player such as yourself. I am the best to have ever touched this game!
That said, you are hereby granted membership on this exclusive team. Your ability to clearly see my superiority leads me to believe that you are truly gifted in observation. As such, I appoint you as chief scouter for the best team in tankpit. Your duties include, but are not limited to the scouting of targets, fuel, and equipment.
Do not fail me Viper_Katzman, for I have given you a golden opportunity to play with the best. Failure will be met with decisive fury!
- Posted by morbidtroll
Tournaments
oh, and snakes gone snakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get them free kills going boyssssssssssss w000t
- Posted by BOJINKA