Posts for March 1, 2016
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#12685
Parsec Parsley
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The trump post had me cracking up. lol funny stuff
- Posted by BuBBa Gump
#12687
SUPER TANKPIT TUESDAY
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(CNN) Today is the day to cast your votes for the next Editor-in-Chief of the TankPit Times. The candidates are:
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Incumbent- Editor Parsnip. A dirty, rotten old man who believes that all tanks are equal. Wants to give free Fuel and Equipment to all, regardless if they Use the Radar or not.
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Challenger- parsec parsley. Devilishly handsome upstart from the land of Castles Black. Believes Sahara would be better off without certain tanks.
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Cast your votes now!
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12688
parsec parsley IS A PHONY!
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Hello all,
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Do not be deceived by my unworthy challenger, parsec parsley. He refuses to show me his manufacturer info, meaning he wasn't even built in the Sahara! I also have it on good authority that he's never even made a base for his fellow tanks! Is that the kind of tank you want leading your Bulletin Board? The time for a TankPit Revolution is upon us all! Re-elect me, and we'll all have free Fuel, free Equipment, free Mines, free everything!!!
- Posted by Editor Parsnip
#12690
The Simple Tank
Part IV.
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The Lord of Light cast the Sahara in his image. The most impregnable fortress known to Tank, the Cave of Light at [115,235] casts shadows on unsuspecting invaders. Currently held by The Orange Walkers, and without his long-faithful companion, Eric must join The Red Wotank to take back his rightful throne.
Eric: "I'm scared."
Red Wotank: "As you should be. The Cave is dark and full of Duals. A sacrifice must be made. Bring forth Officer Barbrady."
- Posted by parsec parsley
#12691
Parsley,
OUTSTANDING reporting...I actually kinda enjoy reading your articles (even though I don't understand some of em...lol). I hope the CEO recognizes your efforts & slaps a WC on your tank next quarter.
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Lunar,
Hope you got a good laugh outta my stupidity. I was 2K from getting promo'd...lol. Trust me, it won't happen again.
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TERRESTRIAL, u Da MaN!!!
WEENIE Inc
- Posted by WEENIE BOY
Teams
#12684
Weenie boy is horrible. Always dodging raids and playing like a puss. This guy should be kicked from the Simpsons. Quit low when it was allowed in the past. Always dodges raids and claims it was his "sister"
Really getting sick of this trash tier scrub
- Posted by celestial cilantro