OneNoobWonder
December 12, 2020
Newbies
One Hit Noob: A Limerick
There was an old tank with a rusty sword,
who once said, "Oh dear Lord! -
I just can't get a cup!
I'm like a baby girl pup,
Why do I suck at this game over which my heart is poured?!
- Posted by OneNoobWonder
December 11, 2020
Newbies
One Noob, A Ballad
the melodious cadence
of my poetry
belies the resonating silence
of your meaningless yapping.
the lyrics of my poems
brushstrokes
across an unending
canvas of a 2d battlefield
your armor shields
my only enemy.
- Posted by OneNoobWonder
December 10, 2020
Newbies
One Noob Wonder; a Haiku
O One Noob,
Climb the leaderboard,
But slowly, slowly!
Trusting the Oranges, good and bad,
I bid farewell
To the departing year.
Everything you touch
with tenderness, alas,
gets deactivated like burnt grass.
- Posted by OneNoobWonder
December 09, 2020
Newbies
An Ode to OneNoob:
Oh OneNoob,
your duals hurt double
your fuel tank lasts forever
your homing shots triple accurate
when they hit
Oh OneNoob,
with your tank so shiny,
and your sword so rusty
you give the tank such a rustic look.
Oh OneNoob,
Thank you for your being so noob.
you exemplify it
to the fullest.
- Posted by OneNoobWonder
December 07, 2020
Newbies
Teufelhunde u just started this game 6 months ago shhhhhh u noob.
Look at my rusty sword. Look at how I can't get a cup. SHHHHHHH. I'm a wonder.
- Posted by OneNoobWonder
December 06, 2020
Newbies
December 04, 2020
Newbies
Imagine having a rusty sword but not being able to cup in these 12 person tournaments. I'd necc.
- Posted by OneNoobWonder