Homer J Simpson

#20612

Is it a loving winter?

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#20550

*ruffles into excuse hat*
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*pulls out crumplet of paper*
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*unravels said paper*
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"7 tanks pre radaring"
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I would not let that guy grease my turret.

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#20527

Sniff My Root ,
The reds were ran out of the game at the end of last year, a few made new purple tanks but they were eventually sniffed and snuffed out as well.
9/12/2020- The Red Tank Massacre. The day the reds died.
They had a shot for redemption at the battle of Turkey Creek but instead raised the white flag. Noodle the #1 red tank had so much shame he sold his tank, as did many other reds. Unfortunately you picked the cursed color of the dead, luckily you can still change!

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#20523

Jimbo Jones ,
What up! My discord $$ Rico $$ #8099

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#20522

Jack Dragna ,
*Big Orange Wave Rolls In*

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#20514

“Lisa, If You Don't Like Your Job, You Don't Strike. You Just Go In Every Day And Do It Really Half-Assed. That's The American Way.”

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#20451

@Ady;
Don't fret lad, there are only a handful of players worse than Horsepower aka One Hit Wonder. You have always been a champion of nothing but class on the field, and this is the vision of the prophets. Happy gaming friend.
PS. Dont let that scumbag OHW near ur tank, hes a thief. Black balled and banned from every form of the community.

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#20427

HONOR ,
Long time no see friend, hope all is great.

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#20350

D'OH!

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#20180

if ur lookin i got it
dualies
missle-os
homers
shot blockerz
every color mine
the biggest radars
hit me up prices low, made in usa
discord- $$ RICO $$ #8099

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#20179

BlueGhost, the time has come! On the old discord.
$$ RICO $$
#8099

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#20127

The bots never stood a chance!

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#18699

Welcome home Doc!

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#13946

If The Simpson's never raided again I'd be 110% satisfied with our accomplishments and the legacy I feel we made/left. For 3-4 years you had a chance to catch us on the field, idk word for word but maybe SR can recite his, "whats the point homer comes home and oranges mob." We saw dead map for months. There was/is absolutely nothing left to accomplish/desire as a team. Not surprising that the same people who try to trigger comebacks are in the same pack that never have decent things to say.

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#13926

Someone on the scrub blue team has the audacity to start throwing around phrases like The Simpsons are dead and fell to shambles when the only times the transformers been active in the last 5 years is when there weren't any other teams? Clinging on to the "honor" of 1-2 members who stayed semi not so active.. By your standard trans died 100 times. Rejoice in the fact we're breaking, ya'll wasn't ready/ didn't want us. Your own leader cried and quit playing because we raided too much, har.

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#13121

Lil goofball better hush before I buy his Mom a special tube steak dinner.

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#12993

Welcome home Barney!

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#12485

supernova sage,
Col was convenient since that was Divines rank. Him being Col told him nothing. He needed me to be Col to see that there was still a tank between us. Dumbed down enough for you? Bold to comment on someone posting on a name you're unfamiliar with, yet that's your tanks entire existence.. I'll extend the same offer to you as I have others, come lay me a trail and see what I can do with a preradar. Done arguing with this lightweight, same stories different channel. Level up plz.

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#12439

supersoaka sage,
Just keep mindin your business man, always worried about what another mans doing.. How can you really be focused on what you're trying to accomplish? Chew wanted to check his Col # to mine to see where Sherman was, Bver is also col so the top 4 were all the same rank for a brief period. Sorry to disappoint, but it wasn't for the extra dual shot worth of health and 5 shields. Very classless and distasteful post from one of the Spice Boys, duly noted. See ya brats on the field!

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#12277

+3 Pawpaw
+3 KilleR FU
+3 t1ddyboi
Mad respect boys, not quite as established on the field as some of the competition, but still some of the few still willing to stand their ground and fight back like a man. You guys keep grinding, and always remember dying is a part of the game. I felt bad none of you guys re-entered after your deaths, please do not let us or anyone else discourage you from playing. With every death you'll gain vast amounts of experience, see you guys on the field!

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#12230

Hit 10k kills this morning, been a longtime goal that me and BlueGhost started, needless to say he dusted me so I slow poked it. In addition I made my stats/tanks public. It's been an amazing 3 years tp2, seen alot of faces come and go and it's been a pleasure playing with each and everyone of you.

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#11637

Chief Wiggum,
For the most part, yes lol. Good to see you playing again! For a number of reasons Springfield packed up and went orange, hit me up sometime and we can catch up! Hol' it down!

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#11125

Nice to see you roaming the fields again Chief!

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#10792

I GOTTA BALD HEAD...

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#10758

Abraham Simpson II,
Welcome home, fool! Orange #1 super power.

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#10113

Barney, you know that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.

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#10004

Cracki3,
I was wanting to take a raid all morning and unfortunately I only had 9 radars when it finally did start, sorry I couldn't give ya more but thanks for the kind words! I'll do better next time bro!

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#9990

chewsetboss,
You can have this spot, you just gotta come get it! Let's eat, billionaire dreams!

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#9700

directed @ oxy,
idk what im lookin at exactly, but it's too friggin beautiful to hit!!!

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#9654

Cracki3,
Haha no sweat man, I was glad I could be apart of your batty in some way. Wanted you to enjoy your General whilst you had it, was no point in dying back down immediately! I love being Gen myself, feels like people hunt me much harder/hungrier. Unfortunately I've lost my last few to unfortunate circumstances! -.- See ya on the field!

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#9632

Cracki3, Congrats on the milestone brother, Grind out that rusty now! Always a pleasure seein you on the field!!

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#9589

Thanks, Abe!!!!

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#5259

WaIt_AnD_bLeEd; I remember you from Desert! Welcome back, hope you decide to stick around!
-cujo

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#4760

I wouldn't even give you those names, because I do not believe they actually quit because of you.. I look at the big picture. It's okay though, you're blind to your own ways!

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#3956

The warzone has no place for your fairytales, Supreme Commander. The National Enquirer better suites your needs. I'd say see you in springfield, but even you know we wont!

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#3917

D'OH!!

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#2938

Holllllar!

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#2540

D'OH!

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#2165

Keep up the good work getchya!

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#1928

-1 Monumental (Getting sore because I needed to kill him for rank, and acting as if we harassed him. I barely remember attacking you, but I will keep in mind you have the mighty will of an ant.)

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#1798

Opposition, no competition, no point in resistin
See me never like nitrogen, rather be out fishin
New mission, hays ragin, whits quitin, no raid takin
Arsenic and xenon, had to get their move on
You were about to get pooped on, inb4 ununoctium
Neon was a peon, now you hardely see her on
Might be the 10 on the table, but your looks don't fit the label
Whole team legacies a fable, probably be on cable
See me on PAY PER VEIW, raids on you, see you in a few, cryin on BFU
There are a few, that dont fit the crew, iron gold and krypton
Soon to be a simpson, hate that we legit son!

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#1793

DROP THE BEAT NED
This that taaaank music
Make ya wanna spaaaank music
Don't wanna confuuuusee it
But bluntz why you gotta abuuuse it
Spammin messages, makin tanks a nuuuuisance
Fluke from the booot, make that tank scooot
Gameplay like pooop, make ya not wanna shooot
BUT YOU AINT GOT TA WORRRRY, PURPLES GONNA MAKE YA BLURRRY, ORANGES LEAVE IN A HURRRRY, REDS NOT SO SCURRRRRY, BLUES A BUNCHA FURRRRIES
So we catch you in the map, put you in a sack
Make ya wanna tap, make you say that was whack!
Count your fears, we see your tears
GONNA SEE US FOR YEARRRS
Krusty gonna gold in 6 hours, aint got a cup count like ours
Rustys how long we been in power, still ignorin the sours
Bring me to the cowards, quitin out to "shower"
Milhouse bend ya over backwards, make ya Q afterwards
WHOLE TEAM COUNT DEATHAWARDS,YOUR TEAM SLEEPS WAITIN FOR SPEACIAL AWARD,
HOPE TO SEE U AT MY BATTY SWORD, MAYBE U WONT BE SO SORE.
BUT YOU AINT GOT TA WORRRRY, PURPLES GONNA MAKE YA BLURRRY

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#1595

I call Quagmire! Giggity giggity goo!
D'OH

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