weekend nachos

#21653

Master of the Cosmos ,
Appreciate it man, thank you.

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#19020

Some final notes as this is my last address to a community I don't owe anything to: I'll be playing my tanks to achieve the old/new goals I have for them going forward. 95% of you aren't even remotely close to the amount of raids I've taken even after years of absence. Dying early as a result of taking risks, or simple mistakes, is much more thrilling than taking a soft raid to survive. The real ones know this and don't need a +1 system created by someone with an inferiority complex. Peace

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#19019

While I'd like to take credit for Testys post, everything I've ever needed to say was spoken to, exposed, and proven in the past by me personally and not behind a random tank name. I have plenty of screenshots of the people praising my skillset on the field who frantically backpedal the moment they find out the tank is me. This is a fine example of a soft man, so easily swayed by their own bias. The only ones who are salty are the ones so easily triggered by a reappearance by me years later.

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#18240

How I conduct myself on a team is vastly different than the majority. I'm not interested in raiding anyone unless they call for a raid on them, or there is a clear battle for color supremacy on the field. In that case my only purpose is to rank up to come back in and take raids to give back. I don't treat team tanks as main tanks anymore as there's no need for that. But outside a few tournaments and if there's good action on the field, I wont be around anyways.

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#18214

People should honestly forgo team tanks and play as solo tanks and let the field dictate how a battle forms naturally at this point. The days of active teams and necessity for that are all but long gone. Keep even numbers on the field of colors and it might spark up some old fashioned bf action. Too many times it winds up being "hey someone is in let's go raid him" and then you sit empty handed with no one in the map afterwards, when you could have had 6 players playing at the same time evenly.

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#17538

Lol, so Icy bought out like 5 or 6 tanks and renames them EPIC's and recruits Checkmate & Bluntz and poses as a team? Man I really hope my guy 5UPER5TITION doesn't come back to witness this embarrassment. I wonder if Icy is still on the sideline for raids and fk'ing his friends in tournaments. Moving along...

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#17191

Warrior, you still have my number? Can't seem to find any way of contact with you but try and get in touch, would be good to catch up.

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#17156

Sigma getting banned for handing out free kills, not once, but multiple times is something I never saw coming. Some dark times are upon us when someone who stood on a soapbox for so long is now stooping to such levels.

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#14900

TREACHERY,
You sound like me. Nice post.

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#13481

Pay no mind to Ashrak, he was fed paint chips as a child.

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#13112

Homer buys specials since he's too special to win his own.

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#13022

Those with better computers and networks are usually graced by the lack of lag in mobs. With the new server change it has caused that effect to strengthen on some people like myself. I have a good ping (40 -50) but even with that, in mobs lag and get out shot 2/3 to my 1. There has been only one person caught with any sort of speed hack and that was Viper202. The lag felt in tournaments and in mobs is directly related to your own setup and network. Trust me I feel you guys' pain.

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#13012

csst aka Goku, How are you going to come here and tell zela not to listen to what people say, but then spend 2 paragraphs tell him exactly what was said? He asked a fair question and he deserved a fair response. I think as someone who's won 84 cups to date, I have a good grasp on what to reply to him with. zela, for now you should follow cssts model of cupping - just try and make major, get enough points to get promoted at each rank and hunt kills. Major is 85% guaranteed a cup.

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#13003

zela27, Unfortunately it's how tournaments go, past, present and future. The people who aren't doing so well in the standings tend to get attacked. However you've been putting up a good fight. Next time people really start to gang up on you, try to stay out of their reach and never let them catch you. The harder you become to kill, the less people will follow. Sometimes playing on a tank people wont recognize will help you to build your skills since people will see "zela" as an easier target

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#12968

genjamesle
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you're one of the most disappointing players I've ever encountered. So much potential yet you choose to play like a goon. Playing the majority color, and when you finally do choose to take a "raid" or get forced into taking because you cant quit out it's pretty sad to watch. You have the ability to be good yet you choose not to, and rather be a nuisance. Shame.

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#12927

Ashrak how mad are you that you've been killed multiple times? Those deaths on your tank must be agonizing. Remember that time I killed you pre-anti q low? Trashrak.

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#12274

Shame Jay, that other people have more of a spinal chord than yourself. Since you were more than involved with at the very least, 6 people cheating. They may have owned up to it, but you still haven't. Even though you were caught red handed trying to hack and erase the games only archival website, you apparently still deny that. Such is the life of a pathological lying sociopath addict. Stay on the ocean floor, bottomfeeder.

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#12266

is Jay really bragging about a cup count that at the very least, 70% were probably cheated for? ( and thats being generous )

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#11208

All these "old players" returning posts lately. How many times is that false cover really gonna be used for players to play like noobs and pull shady stuff? 99% of those posts are lies.

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#11036

Congrats on your first ever rusty Optimus.

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#10715

Ashrak, If I wasnt able to keep up with you, you wouldnt need to quit low, nor would I have been able to kill you. You got it backwards, you cant handle my speed so you take the easy way out, and sometimes thats not even enough. The only way you win is by coming back a day later. Stay sonned.

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#10704

Ashrak, I dont think you'd ever have the ability to father anyone since you've shown no manhood whatsoever in an online game. You're my son, accept the facts. Shame you got outwitted so easily and couldnt mash that dorito-and-sweat encrusted Q button fast enough.

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#10693

Ashrak, do i need to make a return to own you again? Myself and at least one other have made that tank have some dents in it. Those 2 deaths must have you crazy salty every time you log on.
The answer to the aged old question of who's your daddy? That would be me.

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#10470

sFear you talk a lot, yet you still have nothing to say. Be a good little spineless manlet and just keep to yourself.

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#10316

Begging for tournaments is pathetic.

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#10068

Yeah i'm sorry but i don't take people who can't post on their main accounts seriously with their opinions. I mean you're on the internet, you're safe behind your keyboards. Are you really that scared to post some hate towards me on your main account? Grow a pair. Glad you took the time to go through my tanks though. Needed to remind yourself you wont come close to my level? GG boy.

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#8249

Just a general reminder that Ammo Thrower Evan is a 40 year old man who talks smack to kids half his age, and has even threatened to come to my place of residence and fight me in the past. He is also the significant other of the biggest cheater in the game Krusty The Clown. Important to note that anything he has to say negative against legitimate players can be completely ignored and scoffed at considering he has quit low and run from raids a good percentage of his time in game.

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#7774

ServeandCollect,
Players tend to follow those who they feel will die easiest. Myself and some others have seen you die in one or two tourneys as a sarge, so these types of things people tend to look for. But regardless I've seen you doing better and not falling to the crowds. Good on you man. Remember you dont owe anyone a death in tournaments, its ok to get out of there, but in main map running is frowned upon. Play the tournament to win and eventually you will!

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#7296

Old Man Tragic, I don't even like Dragon Force, they're cheesy and bad. Calm yourself.

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#6904

Yet another Simpson member Judge Constance Harm banned for giving out Free Kills in tournaments. He is also OSPF ROUTING, and Ammo Thrower Evan, a well known low quitter and cheat. Doesn't win his own cups and can't even take a raid that lasts more than couple screens. Get REKT. 2nd Simpson member to receive a tournament ban. Let it be known he is an older man who acts like a young boy.

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#6795

Cracki3 you must have missed ENDURANCES post from yesterday. I know for a fact you have played against me, SAILS POINT STARWARD (you raided me on one of your divine tanks and then switched to blue to play with me ) or ONE WINGED ANGEL might ring a bell. Either way I havent had much interest in game in some time, but there's a reason why AOW was entrusted to me by its founders. Regardless if you like me or not, I speak the truth about simpsons. Just want to see you not make a bad choice

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#6737

Cracki3, you might also know me as RECONNAISSANCE, one of the head AOW members. I come to you with pure honesty. As you can see the maturity of the simpsons as they posted from non simpson tank names like "herb." They are mad because AOW stands for respect and fairness. They have had members banned for cheating in tournaments, to which Homer and Krusty both were accomplices in. Simpsons are also friends with Bonecrusher (your reason for not joining transformers) Dont fall prey to their lies.

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#6686

Cracki3,
Rusty your main tank, the game needs more solo players like you willing to put in the effort. If you join simpsons they will not let you grow as a player and make a name for yourself. They will ask you to buy a name change, win a cup for you, and dwarf your potential tenfold. They just recruit anyone for numbers. They also have been involved in cheating, quitting low, and promote over all negative play. You're above players like that by a miles. Stay true to yourself.

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#6281

Skullcruncher got REEKKKKKKTTTTT

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#5403

Yo AgentMilitia-4--49,
Sorry for the delayed response, you and I share the same mentality of Kill or Be Killed. I fight for two outcomes, I die, or the pursuers give up and regroup. And I welcome the entire map to come get me at any time. You're a fun dude to fight on the field, super fast and mine like crazy, got a lot of respect for you. Hopefully blues can learn a thing or two from you since a majority of them are scared to die. Nice take against myself and the reds as well.

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#5320

generaljones,
nice fighting out there. Try gaining more equipment though and utilize your armors and radars, that way you wont have to quit out to preserve your rank. It's rough learning the game at first but keep it up, I can tell you're getting the hang of it. Don't be afraid to die though, rank is only temporary, dive in more group fights and see what this game really has to offer. See you on the field.

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#5318

Warhead,
I can vouch for ICE CUBE. Haven't seen him quit low, and have been in a couple raids on him to which he took till he died.

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#5287

Limited Edition aka Krusty The Clown, I falsely accuse people? I'm sure that's why your teammate was banned after months of giving you and your other teammates free kills for cups then right? If I was wrong then wouldn't he have never been banned? You are the most well known liar and cheater to ever plague this game. You even openly admitted to cheating for 15 or more cups in tankpit alone. I've never cheated, take every raid, and tell it how it is. You lie, cheat and throw your friends under the bus to protect yourself. #nachosforthehonestpeople #nevercheat #strongerthanyou cowards.

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#5268

Sodium,
You sound hurt. Is it that time of the month? I mean i know that's what all femininity goes through. Anyone has the right to call anyone out. You don't take raids and when you do, it's more of a marathon. I don't respect that type of play, because it's obvious you're protecting your awards. How am I hypocritical or act like an angel? Cause i was posting from a different tank because it has a name i like? Sounds like you have been talking to a certain group of people. It's okay though, you fit in with the disabled players with no mind of their own that play like cowards. Bring it anytime. Unlike you and others, I will never back down.

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#5240

SSV,
Sorry to put a damper on your passes. I didn't touch main map for almost two months. The game's been pretty active as of late and that comes with the summer months, which drives my will to play. I think the same goes for AMBUSH. Just look at it as a friendly race till we all pass that dumb clown. :)

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#5116

- WhereDidVanGogh -, yo, don't sweat it. I can tell you're putting in the effort and trying to rank up. Shoot whoever you like. Just because I'm a certain rank doesn't mean people can't shoot me haha. It's the people who purposely hang at low ranks and don't try to kill to rank that bother me. You had me on my toes at times, which keeps the game fresh for me. Good stuff.

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#5095

-WhereDidVanGoh-, and others in map, experiencing a bountiful amount of internet problems today and keep freezing. Sorry about that. Probably frustrating to deal with. Figures the time I do get motivated to throw down some hours I gotta deal with some sort of issue. Fun fights though, keep em comin.

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#4921

GDP,
Don't give up dude i see you buzzin out there. You have to learn to time your lag in with when you need to turn shields on. May I ask when do you turn them on? For someone relatively new when getting attacked by 4-5 plus a good time to teleport is around missiles / duals till you get the hang of things and can risk getting lower. In tournaments I've been noticing your posts, try not to let any more than 2 people shoot you, stay on the outskirts and scope people, this is a good way to get kills. When you notice you have 2 people shooting, try to maneuver in a position only one can hit you at best. If more show up get out of there and re position. Also take into consideration the lag and if youre at 1/2 sometimes even 3/4ths fuel assume that more people are going to shoot you as a part of the hivemind. Keep in mind that when you hit armors it takes a turn, so you will be getting hit with 1 round of duals from people before they turn on, they aren't instant. hope this helps

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#4750

Dwindled what numbers Herbert? Who's left on my accord? BlueGhost? Shideshow Bob? You mean the other cheaters I have ousted for their fallacies? One less cheating simpson is better for the game. It's your team i have the issue with and if they left on my accord. Good. Cleaner and fairer game for the rest of this games players. Ill say it again: Nachos for the people.

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#4739

*_*_*_*_*_*PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
This goes out to all newbie players. Play with your own mind and thoughts, stick to your guns and think for yourself, there are players out there who manipulate new players coming back to the game for their own benefits. Something to note: the main culprit - Krusty The Clown, Aka Hyman Krustofsky Aka Limited Edition is the SINGLE most decorated cheater / liar of this games era. Across all installments he has been a proven cheater, pathological liar and over all low class player he has been banned numerous times from another game and has admitted to cheating in Tankpit. He uses new players for his own gain and tosses them under the bus to protect himself. I repeat, think for yourself, be your own player and steer clear of beehive mentalities and manipulative players such as him and his fellow teammates such as Homer J Simpson / Herbert Powell, Judge Constance Harm. Nachos for the people.

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#4738

Krusty,
Congrats you named 3 instances of things I've ever done? You can't call out more than that? That's right there is none. I took your raids immediately after teleporting around you and your following for 3 minutes. So nice try calling that a true dodge which unlike me, you, have done many times in the past with video evidence. The glitch thing was hilarious and has long since been fixed, herbert is a coward plain and simple, and finds himself tucked up against you in the night.

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#4720

Cry some more Judge, you have what I call a "Fake heroic" using that death medal to hide behind your cowardice. That tank has 20 maybe 30 deaths on it tops. You don't earn anything, you have other players win your cups, and you take a pathetic raid at best, and use "trolling nachos" as an excuse to quit low on everyone else when you got rocked into submission.
Quit hiding like a child and man up. Your kids probably have more of a backbone. Low class player. Ill strong arm you and everyone else every time i come in, then laugh as y'all tuck your poor excuses of manhood between your legs when a counter offense comes through. Bottom of the barrel son.

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#4719

SimplyElite,
Yo I like you as a player and you hold a huge potential in you(I'm not the only one who sees / says this), but do rank up please! Bad ethics to just snipe at sarge and most / everyone aren't a fan of such things. I felt bad accidentally killing you, but that feeling was evened out cause of you following me with your sarge as i was filling relentlessly. You're a good player, rank up and join the fun, you got a gold tank so the kills dont matter. Keep on grindin'

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#4718

Fun stuff last night in the pit. GG to Battlesites(grounds?), nice to be raided by a team that plays with a little bit more dignity and honor than others, as we saw later when Judge Constance Harm quit low with his manhood tucked between his legs. Way to wear a fake heroic their Judge we all know you earned that badge of honor loooool, holdin up those simpson standards tho!

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#4561

chamlet,
I like you dude, can tell you're new at the game but i like your persistence, congrats on the star btw!

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