MamaXiangQi

#21968

Igga nay, pigga nay, attin lay.... Atrin yay...Oh fway fway. My name is?
Ovuvuevuevue Enyetue
Look him up yall.

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#21961

Alonius , Hearthstone is dead. Sorry. Kobold that looks like jar jar binks is over.

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#21942

Chick konk chee donk. Chic-konk da da ding ding a long gong gong. Bong a long da da ding long. Donkey Kong.

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#21939

-Magnificent- 2 If I died within 5 seconds of beginning to do PVP or taking a raid, I didn't warm up well enough.
Pressing the ARMOR SHIELD (or thinking that I did) that didn't turn on when my fuel is low rapidly dropping is a very frustrating thing.
The one who took my general rank got a very lucky break.

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#21934

Ah. My map is featured on the April 19 tournament! What a delightful moment.
They haven't forgotten about me.

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#21929

A bleet a bleet a bleet a... that's all Folks!

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#21928

CoL Cerberus , Awww, you still need a belligerent video of ME to complete your raidTake collection set. Without big mama, where's the rest of the entertainment? 😜

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#21926

brub Brub Brrrrubbb. Brrahhh brrahhh Brrruubbb.

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#21924

A good day of work. Cappie to General in one Day.
Signing out. Col raid was fun.

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#21912

Well pee diddy.

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#21908

Daytrader I wasn't intending on killing you, but it is my innate nature to shoot VERY aggressively. So I had my homings on when I do fast points. Just to keep up with Col Cracker and Warmonger...who have been playing with each other for points

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#21904

Baby Arm You got super lucky Sunday Afternoon. I really don't know how you didn't die at Meltdown. I shot you like 20 times on your black colonel name, YOU SO EMPTY...and you had NOWHERE to go. Sadly, the Magnificient gang were so deficient with their skills that they didnt jump on the opportunity to kill you... instead, they pouted like babies and kept shooting me instead cuz I was low myself... SHOO.. LUCKY BOY!!! MAMA WILL GET YA NEXT TIME

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#21880

Save Darfur ,

Fairness is a foreign word in Tankpit. You shouldn't even think about hoping for a slice of it anytime soon.
Think of it as the Madagascar World's Toughest Prison (see the youtube video) where all of us are the inmates fighting for absolutely nothing.

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#21840

My dog plays better than your dog, yall scaliwags.

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#21819

Putin Respecter,
PRO TIP 3: If you die too many times in tournaments (Example: I targeted by all who think I am weak and got ganged up literally every tourney), TankPit WILL ASSUME you are giving free kills.
They BANNED ME AND JohnChen from tournies because of dying too much when the actually is that tourney regulars have a hitlist of who sux azz at this game...those are the fresh meat to pounce...

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#21806

MAMA BANNED QI, SUGAR... you are so NAIVE... I can make another account under another user and make another tank to join a Tourney if I wanted to. But I don't NEED to because I don't need to "desperately" win any more cups like most Yall wannabes begging fo...shoo
HOW ABOUT you go CUP with that name o'Yours and show me your name MEANS SOMETHING?
All Talk no Play sheeeetttttttttt

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#21796

Last night... I came in to the map with 14 reds and NOT EVEN 3 seconds in... iBorg can't last that long in bed before he gets killed. WHEW. . When I am trying do 1v1 with you, you run away like a p u sss sy.
What do you have to say for yourself?

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#21790

Jaskier , Well Sugar...YOU DO enjoy talking me ol'MAMA! if you don't care what I have to say, you wouldn't even respond to my message. So, you DO care about what I have to say! Mama has hurten dem feelings and you needed to make a comeback to BE ABOVE me or some sht. HOLY SMOKES. GUYS we got FRESH MEAT TA FRY!! Jaskier wants to get destroyed!! He's like the infamous p uu sy Voltaic jacking off to BOTS, never taking raids, and doing EXTRA CREDIT while we sleep!

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#21778

Jaskier As I was doing my regular scrub check, I gotta ask: Why in the world are you alone early Saturday morning doing extra credit work on the Tankpit battlefield? You know we folk don't like being kiss ups to the teacher for straight As. (not that you will make As on this game anyways)... BRO Stop playing with yourself. You could catch up on some ZZZs to get some energy for maybe taking a raid for once.

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#21760

Boba Fett ,
Magnificients are trash lol...Shameful you have to join them. They Can't Cup, they Can't Raid, and last time I checked, 6 of those hoe can't kill me in a raid even when I was mouse slipping. That's why I joined CoL and with CoL XiangQi , got major first try in tourney... Killed 2 lieutenants and say I was rocking hard that day.
Too bad CoL Oni didn't like my application dat scrub...
What's sadder is Tankpit still think I free-killed in tourneys with a CoL tank.

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#21735

iBorg , IBORG got a CUP that looks like Mine! Proud of you kiddo . Now we are at the same level, except I got a bit rusty not playing this game as well as I used to... but you know... I am still slightly better at surviving raids than you. 😂

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#21701

I noticed that my takes have gotten a bit rusty... I am surviving a lot shorter than I used to. (old age me tryna crank the good ol' tanker) Gotta keep practicing if you want to survive them raids.

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#21696

Save Darfur ,
Yes, it's violence on Discord. The power disparity between the authorities on Discord/Tankpit has been unrightfully noted. Even "thebossofitall#6832" has unprofessionally ignored my kind unbanned requests. My CoL spy tank, CoL XiangQi , carefully monitors CoL Oni and GeneralSick . Most Discord users there are thumb sucking adult babies who cry rivers of tears over small subtle things that JamesChen tried to warn us about. Sadly he left the blsht for good.

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#21633

Ok... one of you p||ussies below have created a tank named MAMA BANNED QI by last night's activity:
Yoshio Kodama gundam barbatos Khione -Magnificent- 6
Will the real slim P||ussy please stand up?
You will be award with one GIANT turd from my rear end.

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#21611

You have competed in 105 tournaments.
You have won 1 times:
You have been banned from playing in tournaments. If you would like to contest this, please contact us.
Deactivated by Enemy In 60 tournaments: 62
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TARGETED as fresh meat. NOT GIVING FREE KILLS... get out of here.

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#21590

iBorg
Why does your armor not turn on while others are shooting at you? EASY.
Pro Tip: My suggestion is to turn on armors 25-30% before you are empty. Press the armor shield button ONCE. There is a saying that you got to wait your turn. This is a turn based sequenced game. Your armor will be lit up after all the tanks have finished their turn shooting at you. Do NOT press the armor shield button twice at the same time.

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#21579

iBorg , SOMEONE CALL THE WAAAMMMBULANCE!! borgie cant find FUEL guys! He STRUGGLES to turn on his armor!!! Whose fvking problem is it? Mine?
You took a raid that led you to your eventual death. That is what I call FAILURE. I take raids all the time, and I do shoot back with pride, and I run a lot. BUT I die a LOT less than you. AND I know how to get fuel with ZERO armor. How naive and inexperienced could you be?

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#21566

What's hard about raid taking is... once you get Deactivated, right THEN you STILL have take on a 6-8v1 on a DRY run with absolutely NO armor as colonel, and with maybe about 10-15 radars hoping you can snatch something midscreen having to avoid MINES and instawarps by enemies. Coming back from THAT was really difficult. I challenge YOU to last just 1 minute on that, and I still managed maybe 5 minutes.
Not so shabby.

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#21565

iBorg , Thursday night... I pop on in to see you struggling with the red CoLs... and from what I saw, I pressed "I'll help you", shooting some of the red to back them away, and you can't even last a minute!
Come on man... my offer still stands not only you, but for other's who complain bad pings or being Slow: Raid lessons from MamaXiangQi : $500/hr 😂 😂

LIMITED TIME OFFER

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#21560

ONLY I survived that 8+v1 raid. No others Survived THAT bloodbath.. William Bonney , Wokey , NaNNeRs , iBorg ...ALL DIED and SUCUMB to the hands of yoshido, CoLs, gundam wildfire.
Sorry to the Salty boys who probably paid top dollar Bounty to have me assassinated: MAMA BANNED QIHANG URSELF MAMAMAMA BANNED QI, THIS Y U BANNED LOL
I liked how fast yall tried to pull that one on me, but like I said, if you need Raid Lessons from me, im open

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#21558

MAMA BANNED QI, Come on... Not every* tournament. Don't forget I posed as the CoLs as CoL XiangQi last month and achieved Major in 48 minutes. I have record of it. Try to beat that. You gotta remember everyone wanted a piece of me as soon as I was sergeant. That's how famous I was. Too bad salty folk from Tankpit perceives the amount of bullying I take constitutes as foul play and banned me from that account too. Terribly sad.

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#21545

MAMA BANNED QI might be CommanderZ . Tank Switcher

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#21543

BlueGhost , what is your purpose of playing this game? I always see you on here shooting bots, but your rank can't improve from rank 5 or rank 6. How can you let the unscrupulous, infidel, boulder hiding, raid avoiding imbecile Voltaic lap dog you in the ranks?

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#21541

Mama here. Hope this message wasn't that offensive.

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#21540

iBorg , You are too SLOW.
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
Mama here can give you raid lessons... Just too many haters who can't stand me (even Tankpit banned me from tournaments) because of my supreme skills. How do you want me to help?

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#21503

ArchangeL UrieL , There are NO kids playing this game. Just a ton of sulky, smelly, adult degenerates who don't have a life. People who underappreciate my role in this game.
That's why I quit playing. I don't even care about PPH anymore.

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#21448

4th Armored Division ... bro. Today was really awkward. I am waiting on a screen with tons of fuel and equips, ready to PPH, NOT KILL YOU. You Stole all the Equips and ran. Then I go to the next screen with you which I radared with goodies, YOU CAME TOOK ALL THE EQUIPS and RAN... what t f was that?!
The problem is the moment you see equips, you were the first pUsey to get them, mine me, and ran like a lil biivtch. COME ON man, show some sportsmanship.

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#21447

Pro Tip: An effective way to get great a PPH session with your partner or in 3-4 way orgy is to first locate a large amount of lube. That way you can ALL phaking share. Stop trying to be imbeciles and shoot each other to the death wasting each other's armor shields. Waste of time.
Wokey , if you want to shoot me so badly, be sure to locate a bunch of fuel before you tack me on... CUZ i want to spend all my duel nuggets on you before I waste time screen searching.

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#21446

Will the real MamaXiangQi haters please stand up?
I got MamaNoobQi who can't even CUP a tournament after an easy kill from President Trump. Now, I got MamaXiangQiBlows who keep running from me when I am bullying aggressively them.
My guess is jealous toadie or Magnificients who really can't seem to appreciate my SKILLz. Come on now... it's not that hard to deduce the salty culprit.
I can offer "private lessons" to my haters on how to be an elite taker. 500/hr

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#21435

BlueGhost toad ,the past is long gone. Your opinions of me are baseless. To improve, one must adjust and change their old ways. U were lucky I wasn't with those purples playing around with a small area of what seemed like a BIG frustration for you. Video commentary tells me U can't handle those challenges. If I was there, the whole map's our base and Im the NEW Supreme leader. The trio followed me and actually built a base! IM SHOCKED! toad is jealous and ATKs me saying im a nobody! XD

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#21421

Congrats Orchid Protocol on your General. It's going to take forever to drop that 620 rank to top 100. Trust me. But with lots of PPHing, I think you will be able to get to Top 100 within 6 months! Happy shooting!

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#21419

Sorry for my interference with my own Purple team's 4v1 raid on MimiC . I kept saying "Stop Shooting", and instead hit the BLUE - Orchid Protocol . I played with him before and I gotta admit he is a LOT more professional at raids and taking. MiMic is alright... but mama knows whare dem competition is.
See how fast IP IR II IM IE got murdered this morning after Mimic left, switch tanks, just by a simple 4v1 purple raid?
Too bad purple team can't seem to get the message...

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#21415

Pro Tip: Never ever interfere with any tank's efforts in building a base, let alone demolishing their base while they are present.
Consequence: Tanks of same AND different colors will end up grouping together to demolish you.
Victim who died helplessly: Rolling Terror
I am thinking of building a full map base, and locking up dozens of 1600+ fuel in a VERY confined area behind boulders. Any purples seeking to join me? In need of AT LEAST 3 committed purples to join me.

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#21409

I can't join because they banned me..tho I was able to get some redemption. I suppose if I joined CoL team ta had me on their side, it would make an epic scene. Turns out I was correct. Earned SILVER cup being Major in a tourney for the first time!
There were also no captains in Rura Pente sadly or I feda try Colonel in less than 12 minutes. Not going to push past my skills and luck, so I play smart and quit while i was ahead. SKILLz and no free kills either.
Hail CoL XiangQi !

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#21404

MAMA AUTIZM, Ever thought the coincidence that I am always being targeted at least 9v1 in tournament play?
I lag so bad I cant even turn on armors before I go 92 to 40 left in seconds.
Sure SOMEONE has a bounty on my head for cash prizes... first in tourney who kills me gets a large cash sum. But here's another problem with tourney play... Fuel cells are NOT normally distributed. I could be running around screens with plain blank. Don't blame my death as purposefully giving free kills

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#21403

Pro Tip: Do NOT mine other tanks while they are involving another tank for PPH.
Reason: It wastes a good 2 to 4 moves to get to a fuel cell. (1.by shooting the mines or mining to explode enemy mines 2.Moving to fuel... Worse off: click the Map to Teleport away (possibly wastes 4 moves to then radar and then move to the fuel source.).
The Nuisance who wanted to annoy me by mining me when I was full/low fuel: Wokey
Props to Khione doing PPH with me the efficient way.

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#21402

MAMA AUTIZM, you want me to strip n4ked so bad that you want my PH...You should also petition for my cup too. Guys, someone's really jealousy, salty, HOT, or just CAN'T keep up with my raid Survival skills. I survive better than some of them CoLs, sugar... that's why they say I am queen of Tankpit. Now, am I a him/her/ or it? Well, if I am an IT, you better be afraid of the clown show coming to the party dear. You TOO slow to Keep UP.

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#21396

See? I took a 6v1 with the orange Magnificent sorority...too bad Dress for mines got jealous because he kept taunting whether if that's the best I can do... They ALL LEAVE and RAGE QUIT when they lose. YOU build your reputation by surviving high # RAIDS.
Long warp saves like I Said. I had ZERO armor TWICE almost about to die ... sadly orange sissies kept toppling on top of each other tryna get the same fuel source. OH how funny that was. Now time for Top 100.

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#21395

Wade Garrett, Don't talk down on my child Babyxiangqi for playing a children's tank game. It's his first time, so he running scared, boo. Give it a break. Or... it could just be he aint find anything running around. hmm.
You know Iceland is known to have nothing several warps on land, and all the fuels/equips are stuck in the water. Thought about that? Quit being Mr. Policeman on something so subtle.

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#21393

Let Mama TEACH yall how to survive getting raided:
Pro Tip: If you only have 0-5 armor left running from a raid of 4-6 red tanks with only half fuel left, just remember that it doesn't hurt to long warp right after you get full tank. Teleport close range, you got 2 seconds before you DIE. Teleport long range, say 5-10 seconds. Enough time to catch some equips and hope you can confuse the enemy doing another long warp just to survive. When they ALL get salty and rage quit, YOU WON 😂

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