Optimus Primal

#21220

Sigma ,
creating my own social media platform, stand by..
lol'd at seizures

- Posted by Donald J Trump

#20973

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

- Posted by Donald J Trump

#20480

TPLeaks = bluntz FACTZ

- Posted by Sentinel Prime

#20478

GRAB HER BY THE P***Y

- Posted by DONALD J TRUCKY 2024

#20477

TP LEAKS worst than TMZ and paparazzi's
#savage

- Posted by Reverend Lovejoy

#20346

Second off, it's extremely sad that you're taking it there when you bought someone else's tank with over 2000 hours yelling (BUT I PUT 1K HOURS ON IT SINCE I BOUGHT IT). Enough.
It's pretty sad that you're such a negative person and you talk a lot of shit.

- Posted by Reverend Lovejoy

#20345

Frinzee
Lol at your message.
First of all, you have no idea what you're talking about.
It does make sense though coming from you, I wouldn't expect any other response based on where your heads at - it's not your fault / it is.

- Posted by Reverend Lovejoy

#20339

Prowl
It has not been corrupted but simply changed. We do not underestimate our opponents and enemies because although we fight on the field, we are civil where it counts :) You are awesome to pph with <3.
see you on the field!

- Posted by Reverend Lovejoy

#20216

Daytrader ,
Ain't nobody stoppin you chew. Pew Pew

- Posted by noodle

#20151

Here’s the tankpit discord invite:
https://discord.gg/tKNkVZwn

- Posted by noodle

#20136

Thebrit,
I notice you seem to be struggling to do well in tournaments. Keep practicing!
Join up on the tankpit discord and get some advice from some of the community members on how to imrpove.
See you there,

- Posted by noodle

#20078

Calcium,
Cheers lad. Join the tankpit discord:
https://discord.gg/kDwg3FAn

- Posted by noodle

#19285

Thank you good sir globe, you are a gentlemen.

- Posted by noodle

#19276

it’s always been noodle V world.

- Posted by noodle

#18688

Welcome back, whiner.
It has been two decades!

- Posted by noodle

#18197

As 2019 closes, I just want to express how much of an honor it has been to be the overall leader of you newbs. All my best,
noodle

- Posted by noodle

#18159

I didn't know I would become... But I am.
The Best.

- Posted by noodle

#17742

stop being newbs and join the discord server..
ya buncha old Gen Xers

- Posted by noodle

#16640

some just don't have what it takes to be on top...

- Posted by noodle

#16458

Keep our fommubity strong!

- Posted by noodle

#16452

Lasher,
I assure you it takes quite a bit of skill to win tournaments consistently.
We don’t cheat / use messaging. Our fommubity strongly discourages any PMs or cheatibg, as we self-police and ask the developer to ban such people.
You are targeted specifically because your low-points position and your newb awards.
I suggest joining us on discord for 1000 more tips.

- Posted by noodle

#16376

This is "Don Profe" noodle here - your new #1 overall player in the game.
That's right.. a new King is in town in this wild game... Also, for autographs speak to my agent pls ty.
*lights blunt*

- Posted by noodle

#15784

There's some nerdy tourny vids out there, sigma...

- Posted by noodle

#15099

Personally I haven't seen so many meltdowns in one place since SR had his last test induced ptsd rage quit...

- Posted by noodle

#14932

Doug,
You shouldn't care so much what people think.
Yes, everyone thinks you running when you lose shields and quitting out is lame, and shows you are scared to lose your rank.
So what if people think you play it safe and don't take honorable raids.
You don't even have a death medal, stop actin like you've just got it so bad and dry it up kid.

- Posted by noodle

#14481

Big Grats to Mercury for that rusty and a shout out to TM2 for not being a sissy boy and putting a heroic on that beautiful tank.
Cheers lads

- Posted by noodle

#14352

1 crip ninja
good attitude- i hope you stick around. much respect for fighting back and not quitting/running.

- Posted by noodle

#13986

bud brbowski get connected with the rest of thisnplace. sear (just the letter not the sound bc this page wont let me post it). bee-eff-unity and you will find us.

- Posted by noodle

#13985

@blerg lol...

- Posted by noodle

#13645

korn-
almost all of us are from different eras of the game and found our way back.

- Posted by noodle

#13586

@Muon,
also, good luck with your goals in the game. Prime time for most action is spotty, but seems to be around 7-11pm EST. Hope to see you out there, let me or others know if you'd like some advice for taking raids or winning tournaments. Best of luck

- Posted by noodle

#13585

@Muon
Welcome back to the game buddy.
To be fair, the bb has never been a place for either intelligent discourse or friendliness. However, we are all adults, many of us professionals. Seek out the other place for community discussion through a search engine.
I would like to try and extend a warm welcome back to the game, and I hope you stick around.

- Posted by noodle

#13335

all good xwife/bunk.. no one even noticed you were gone..

- Posted by noodle

#13294

Congrats red-1!

- Posted by noodle

#13260

welcome back, stormsoul... good luck earning those stars and stripes

- Posted by noodle

#13178

yy..yyyeeaaaa im good thx sin. ill let the toxicity levels rise before people forget the past.
#whatsdeadmayneverdie #imaholdthemuthaeffindoor

- Posted by noodle

#13160

Dear website maintenance/moderator:
Thank you for making sure the site is secure. We need a secure site so that barricade won't try to hack it like he did the other community place.

- Posted by noodle

#12214

Ask yourself... please..
why would someone new to the true top 25 and a recent special award winner be in favor of stat reset? How could I be in favor of this in my shoes?
If there is nothing new implemented and awards/stats reset just because - what's the point?

- Posted by noodle

#11830

+2 to Flys Eggs Tues. night.
Nice work out there calling raids on yourself and taking against the oranges. That's the way to get better! Keep it up-

- Posted by noodle

#11776

+1 hershyL and Free Agent for taking with honor and not quitting out. That's the way to get better boys! Keep it up-

- Posted by noodle

#11734

Grats winners of specials! Nice work -

- Posted by noodle

#11733

*A GOLD-SHIELDED NOODLE APPEARS FROM SPACE, FLAILING HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES ON THE TANKPIT WORLD....HE SPEAKS:
"I pledge to honorably defend the truth until the end of time"
*HIS APPENDAGES FLING ACROSS THE BULLETIN BOARD.

- Posted by noodle

#11593

dwarrant - you seem a bit unable to control your emotions, which is a bit embarrassing..
tip: humble yourself and learn to take constructive criticism. I don't want to turn anyone away from the game.. but you won't get away w talking as much trash as you do and then in no way back it up.
like i said, humble yourself and keep practicing - or continue to believe you're actually "taking" a raid and then talk trash. Either way, im done with you scrub.

- Posted by noodle

#11590

+1 Disturbing the Peac3
+1 Frinzee
Good for you newer players for staying and fighting and not running/quitting out. Keep it up and you'll gain lots of skill in short amounts of time.
Also shout out to my boy tbone for taking deaths honorably.

- Posted by noodle

#11578

Like I said.. was starting to gain respect for you DWarrant until that display. You gotta learn to take raids and stand up and not just shoot for points... I'll withhold final judgement since you're a newb.
P.S. good luck all you blue newbs - look at tbone for a model of new player who wants respect. GG bone

- Posted by noodle

#11575

Death Warrant:
I started to gain respect for you until this afternoon. Never seen someone talk as much smack as you do for someone that runs that much.
Doesn't matter that you were deact. in the end - you even cried you had to go.
Was a terrible display. Stay and fight even if you die quick or you'll always be a newb. Get respect son.

- Posted by noodle

#11422

Hey TP players - mainly to those who only read the bulletin board for updates.
There's going to be a "sword" party tom night at 9pm EST in main map. This is a particularly non-aggressive congregation where players unite to give props to committed players. This will be noodle's 2nd Rusty sword since 1999. As you can see, this game has meant a lot to me. Thank you all for being part of this community.
I'd like to extend a thanks to each of you. Cheers!

- Posted by noodle

#11317

Mad respect... mad love... str8 ballin.

- Posted by noodle

#11108

xjedeye - truce. just shut it and come get some :-)

- Posted by noodle

#11106

You're right xnight, I'm just garbage. I don't even deserve these awards. I've never taken a raid more than 10 screens before and I tremble at anything above 3 vs 1.
Kindergarten put downs on the tpbb. Done with ya brahh... GL with your triple.

- Posted by noodle