Principal Skinner

March 27, 2021

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Edna, get Bart!

- Posted by Principal Skinner

March 04, 2019

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Hey Cyrus,
Welcome back! Willow here.

- Posted by Principal Skinner

February 28, 2019

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You're supposed to slash with scimitars not thrust.

- Posted by Principal Skinner

August 17, 2016

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I drink light beer because I want to get fat slower.

- Posted by Principal Skinner

September 01, 2015

Teams

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Willie, sometime over the holiday the beloved fourth grade gerbil, uh... "Superdude," lost his life. I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial.

- Posted by Principal Skinner

August 31, 2015

Teams

#11098 reply report

I can't resist making this quote my last post, especially considering what the main reason is for selling this tank. :P
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Editor's note (AKA Battlefield Headquarters): "...yes, it is entirely possible for a single player to receive every award in the game, it's rare, but it is possible."---Battlefield Newsletter, Issue #6, December 3, 2002

- Posted by sFear

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#11097 reply report

Second to last post I'll ever make on this account. In just about an hour from the time this posts to the TP BB, this account will be sold and have a different owner.
It's been fun, guys. Thanks! I hope I've been helpful to some of you. Later. :)
-sFear
P.S: My dog plays better than your dog! ;-P

- Posted by sFear

August 30, 2015

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Auction for this tank is closing at 19:00 CDT (UTC -5:00) on August 31.

- Posted by sFear

August 28, 2015

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Only a few more days to bid on this tank before it's sold. ;-D

- Posted by sFear

July 16, 2015

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This tank (and the account that comes with it) is up for sale. All money from the sale will go to TankPit, not me. Please contact the TankPit developer via the online form in the "CONTACT" page for more information. Thanks! ^_^
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


#10809 reply report

It's been fun, guys! Learned some interesting things, and developed some new skills (including graphics stuff, even if I'm still not awesome at it) because of this game. Thank you all, and see you later! :)
-sFear
P.S: My dog plays better than your dog! ;-P

- Posted by sFear

July 09, 2015

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aischarm,
That'd make things more exciting!
I actually made and submitted a few mini maps of some of the popular maps: Dessert, Rocks and Swamp, etc.
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

June 19, 2015

Tournaments

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RESILIENCE,
As though your award set coupled with the fact you're orange didn't give you away. :P

- Posted by sFear

May 29, 2015

General

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Darkwing Duck,
That show was awesome---better than Batman! And welcome to TankPit! :D
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 27, 2015

Newbies

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(continued from last post)
With that said, many computers are configured for normal Internet activity like browsing, streaming videos, and downloading, which all don't require low ping to have high speed download. So there are some computer settings that can often improve ping to an extent (even though location is still going to greatly impact ping).
A program that can fix your computer settings for online gaming (low ping) is Leatrix Latency Fix. Search for it.
Hope this helps! :)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


#10506 reply report

Since ping is being discussed a bit, I just thought I'd post this and possibly help someone out.
Nowadays with fiber-optic cables, ping is usually more dependent on location than anything else, especially for a game like this with such small file sizes. Ping is not your download speed, nor is it your upload speed, but is the reaction time of your connection (like your Internet connection's "agility" or "acceleration"---how quickly it can bounce data from your computer to the server and back).

- Posted by sFear

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Genghis Khan,
The worth of screenshots and video is practically nothing. I can show you video of my ping at over 25k (for a long time), but that doesn't prove that is my average ping.
You've already publicly claimed that you have bad ping (if that's really going to make you a bigger target, the deed is done), so I still see no point in hiding it now.
Anyway... my guess is that your average ping is less than 120ms, and at most around 160ms. Keep it hidden. ;-P
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 25, 2015

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Genghis Khan,
That's what I thought. ;-P
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 23, 2015

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Genghis Khan,
I'm interested to see what your ping is. Will you check the option in your profile to show your ping publicly, please?
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 22, 2015

Newbies

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everyday_nonesense,
Wow... You're still calling out my name? You must really be upset. Do you also dream of me?
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

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Li ,
If we saw your view and mine during our takes, I think we'd notice interesting things: (1) we both likely teleported at around same fuel levels, (2) you had help from others scanning and shooting the raiders (which is fine, but makes it easier) and I didn't, (3) many of the screens I teleported on had all the fuel premined purple and yours didn't.
Last thing: my take in question is not normal for me to do, while yours are for you---you play 90% to survive. Make your stats public.
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


#10481 reply report

Li ,
Heh, my main point was that purple was premining A LOT, not so much about the ping (although ping DOES impact the game), and that I'll marathon when the raiders are premining.
I did shoot back, when it was safe for surviving (I learned from you). I've seen you teleport and move multiple times in a row before shooting back (check Benito Mussolini's video for some examples, including an instance where you teleported 5 times before you finally shot back).
-sFear
P.S: My dog plays chess!

- Posted by sFear

May 20, 2015

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I've got horrible ping; I can't teleport, scan, shoot mines, AND move to fuel before you all show up---I usually can't even scan and move before tanks show up. I took your raid the way you'd have taken it, Lilly---or better. Go eat some chicken and be happy.
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Only two players I felt the need to apologize to (and did) were War Beast and Nevyn (I've forgotten their team names---both orange).
My rank means little to me; if they want it, I'll give it to them.
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


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All that aside, as I've said before, when I realize there is a lot of premining going on, I'll respond with marathoning. At least two purples were premining, I ran into 3 screens full of mines, so decided to marathon.
I was out of duals close to the beginning of the raid from shooting purples who were raiding orange (I did turn duals off though, to help refill, although unsuccessfully). When you all gave up I had 0 ER's, less than 20 shields & duals. You probably could have gotten me.
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


#10462 reply report

Li ,
Mr. Ferry Hopping Marathoner, sir, I learned from you!
Come on, guy, it's pretty funny you complain about something you did just a few minutes before, don't you think? :P
You've obviously got a nice ping, yet you play it so safe. When you're finally in a jam, you hop on a ferry. Not a problem for me, I didn't (and wouldn't now) call you out on it (play how you like), except that you're being a hypocrite calling me out for the same thing.
-sFear
P.S: My dog plays better than your dog!

- Posted by sFear

May 12, 2015

Newbies

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Grayghost,
You can show your stats on your profile, by the way, if you like, instead of posting them.
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

General

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Genghis Khan,
I apologize for casting the blame on you, I just had the wrong perspective and should have thought better about things before making a post. I obviously couldn't have seen who was mining, so my post should have just been a general thing instead of trying to call any one person out.
I won't deny being a newbie---seems like I'm the only actual new player in this game. (Maybe there are others? I don't know.)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 10, 2015

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To the raiders:
Sorry, my Internet connection died totally after I sat there for a while unable to move while getting hit. I came back in as soon as I could. I'd have lasted at least 2 more screens otherwise. :P
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Genghis Khan,
I don't appreciate what you did, pre-mining me in like I'm a quit-low newbie, instead of allowing the raid to continue normally after I reentered. But you like things as easy as possible, I guess (surprised my lag didn't make it easy enough for you already).
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 09, 2015

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kych,
I understand the pains of ping. You seem to have it even worse than I do! I'm usually 300+ ms, so for you to be averaging 700+ ms ping must really hurt. All the more respect to you.
I hope you're able to get it improved!
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 07, 2015

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Abraham Simpson II,
I just realized I was on your favorite list. I'm honored!
You're one of my favorite players too. You battle hard, and your head can still fit through a door. Always a pleasure battling with/against you! :D
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 04, 2015

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Krupp,
Thanks! That first deactivation was a bit embarrassing though. Hahaha... You purples did a good job!
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

May 01, 2015

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King Lerxst,
Thought it was pretty obvious I was trying to help you rank up; just needed a few more points for lieutenant so you could, but I guess you didn't want that. :P
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 30, 2015

Newbies

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Run, toothy, run! :P

- Posted by sFear

General

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I need to stop using the "Be right back" chat message, because I'm often gone longer than I expect. lol xD

- Posted by sFear

Tournaments

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TaRniSh,
You're a good player, but you need to learn to manage your equipment better. Search online for the TankPit Wikia and read the tournament guide Sigma wrote. ;-)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 27, 2015

General

#10318 reply report

Bunker Hill,
Congratulations on the sword! Have fun with the family! :)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

Tournaments

#10317 reply report

Being a dishonest jerk all the time is dishonorable.

- Posted by sFear

April 21, 2015

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Congratulations to the special award winners of this passed quarter: Incontinent Beaver, Giggly the Elf, and Sigma! :D

- Posted by sFear

April 18, 2015

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Vom Kriege,
SHORT ANSWER: No sir, it is not better, nor is it more efficient to intentionally stay at low ranks to shoot higher ranks.
LONG ANSWER: Lower ranks do get more points shooting higher ranks, HOWEVER, once people realize that you're intentionally staying a low rank like that, they will dislike & avoid you, which will decrease the amount of points you get per hour enough that it's less than if you'd just rank-up.
(Only exception [probably] is if you are just bot killing.)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 16, 2015

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Saume & GarytheSnail,
Don't worry about that "I Rate You" guy; he's hiding behind an anonymous tank name instead of using his main tank to call people out. Not everyone here is irate like him.
Just play to have fun! I do suggest learning and practicing raid taking (because it IS fun), but do so at your own pace. If you'd like some advice, then please ask; there are many good players willing to help you improve your skills. :)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 12, 2015

Newbies

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battlezone,
I'm not normally one to pick on a recruit, but made an exception for you since you had just quit out low on fuel with your other tank. :P
I used to switch tanks all the time when I got close to deactivation too, but found it got boring rather quickly, and didn't make others very happy either.
Have fun, man! If you'd like any advice, just ask and there are many people willing to help you improve your game! :)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 09, 2015

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Benito Mussolini,
Great news, man! :)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 05, 2015

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SimplyElite,
ROFL! You just have the best luck on getting that lucky, unexpected kill-shot!
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


#10097 reply report

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please do not leave your tanks unattended. Unattended tanks will be vandalized. ;-P

- Posted by sFear

April 03, 2015

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Abraham Simpson II,
Thanks! It's always fun playing with you too! I'm just pretty busy recently. I'll hopefully be able to play a bit more often after May. :)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 02, 2015

Teams

#10058 reply report

OLD MAN & RESILIENCE,
Thank you both for helping me with EQ. I was totally out of ER's from a raid earlier today. :)
-sFear

- Posted by sFear

April 01, 2015

Teams

#10046 reply report

Who wants to play the Desert mini-map?! It's just like desert, but 1/4 the size of the normal map! :D

- Posted by sFear

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Vicodin,
Congratulations on the battle honor medal! :D
Sorry it had to come by a bot though. ;-P
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


#10039 reply report

I don't know who got the kill because I couldn't even see anything moving on my screen (lag lock-up), but congratulations on the full EQ.
-sFear

- Posted by sFear


#10038 reply report

"You're my favorite player.."
-Joseph Stalin
^
Proof that socialist communists have favorites! Not everyone is regarded or treated the same, as they might want you to think!

- Posted by sFear


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