Supreme Commander
December 25, 2014
General
they used to call me thug nasty, but now they call me thug classy.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
December 13, 2014
General
they used to call me thug nasty but now they call me thug classy. pimpin' ain't easy i say to my friends and colleagues.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
October 04, 2014
General
****MESSAGE TO ALL BLUE TANKS****
the time has come for "true blue" forces to once again reignite the torch of conquest. the flows of victory shall once again be unleashed! men! prepare to taste the sweet juices of triumph! those who have the courage and stones to subordinate themselves under my holy leadership will be led in the direction of victory with the assurance of a sleepwalker. proclaiming "i join!" and "i fight!" will allow you to stand in solidarity with men of superior stock.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
April 14, 2014
Teams
...CONTINUED
the hierarchy of our ranks stands as follows:
ETERNAL LEADER: Supreme Commander
superior officer: Skullcruncher
2nd in command: SimplyElite
troop: all soldiers who play as blue and are capable of demonstrating valor, an obligation for duty and a will to fight.
these are the ideals that have forged our unity in battle and allowed us to maintain an empire that encompasses the entire field. but, making the proclamation "i fight!" is not enough! the very nature of the party itself is such that success can only be achieved when all recruits subordinate themselves under the holy leadership of Supreme Commander who stands as an erect pillar of strength and guidance. the noble act of sacrificing one's individuality, and, with the most firm certitude, allowing the divine enlightenment of the eternal leader to lead all "true blue" comrades in the direction of victory with the assurance of a sleepwalker is an honor which only the most courageous of soldiers can live up to!
- Posted by Supreme Commander
****MESSAGE TO ALL BLUE TANKS****
if you want to be on the triumphant end of battle, join "true blue" forces. we wage war against all tanks which exhibit provocative behavior on the field and no acts of aggression from the enemy go unpunished. one rebellious rag-tag group of disorderly bandits known as the "art of watching rainfall dominate" clan has already been turned into a figure of fun and amusement when they chose to operate on "true blue" territory. other opponents who vocally express their belligerence have also been disarmed and forced into inaction.
the party uniform of "true blue" comrades consists of leather boots, cuban styled military caps, and decorated jackets designed for durability and war. the opposition has tried on many occasions to fracture the unity of "true blue" forces, but it's the prestigious emblems on our jackets that serve as a symbol of our organization, indomitable spirit, and inability to falter in even the most adverse situations.
...TO BE CONTINUED
- Posted by Supreme Commander
January 31, 2014
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*****MESSAGE TO ALL BLUE TANKS****
the following players are cowards:
MZ
Sodium Hydroxide
Judge Roy Snyder
i am here to announce that they have brought shame upon all purple forces with their despicable acts of cowardice. seek them out and destroy them for they are nothing more than vermin.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
November 16, 2013
Teams
GENTLEMEN! no less than 20 hours ago, i was engaged in a life and death struggle against the eternal enemies of "true blue" comrades. the offensive against me was initiated by inferior players who, over the course of several weeks now, expressed their envy of my authority over all blue forces both on this very bulletin board and through various other channels. summoning 10 tanks against me and succumbing to less dignified tactics such as pre-mining and aimlessly driving on my screen in a futile attempt to slow me down, they were unable to complete their objective. facing winds of malevolence, i was not shaken, instead, i stirred the situation into further chaos by claiming "my dog plays better than you". hurling insults at my inferior enemies, i was able to deactivate no less than 2 of their alleged stronger components in battle prompting the others to quickly evacuate the map in a desperate attempt to salvage their confidence and preserve their shields.
to be CONTINUED....
- Posted by Supreme Commander
...CONTINUED
those tanks which remained on the field felt the full weight of my arsenal as i continuosly detterred any further provocations from the enemy by firing at their defenses and sending them home
with feelings of humiliation that stemmed from the sticky, plasma like substance now being
plastered across their face.
the extent of the damage infilcted upon me stretched no further than the loss of several shields, once again proving to all that i, Supreme Commander, am being led by the invisible and mighty hand of Providence and remain under the special protection of hidden divine forces.
the 10 tanks involved in the gravely provocative raid against me include:
Homer J Simpson
Krusty the Clown
Otto Mann
-xSiMpLiCiTyX-
Battlefield-2
OLYMPUS
Ammo Thrower Evan
Sir GooFy
blastem
Twiggy
these tanks now make up the list of "MOST WANTED TANKS" for "true blue" party comrades. the order is to seek them out, pursue them, and deliver complete annihilation.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
November 14, 2013
Teams
****MESSAGE TO ALL BLUE TANKS****
i am also commanding my "true blue" comrades to demonstrate absolute and unrestrained obedience to the party leadership which includes the one and only Supreme Commander. party comrades who make any attempt to establish unauthorized agreements between "true blue" forces and enemy tanks will experience the fate of traitors which includes exile, demotion and a regrettable and unbearable sense of shame.
have a nice day.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
****MESSAGE TO ALL BLUE TANKS****
after a 2 week hiatus and several phony and unapproved alliances forged by the weaker and now exiled elements of "true blue", i am once again calling for the re-unification of all "true blue" forces and directing my subordinates to strike the following targets with demonstrative and decisive force:
idolize -- BLUNTZ (reason: blasphemy against party leadership)
Fauxlivia (reason: traitor)
blastem (reason: evasion of blue forces, also at the top of the "most wanted" list)
Miranda Frost (reason: treason)
Warrior (reason: provocative behavior on the outskirts of blue base)
ENDURANCE (reason: reckless provocations in the vicinity of "true blue" comrades)
GeneralSick (reason: evasion of justice)
the conduct and call for action detailed above is in accordance with the will of your Supreme Commander.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
November 13, 2013
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*****MESSAGE TO ALL BLUE TANKS****
Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
November 11, 2013
General
I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
October 31, 2013
Teams
***MESSAGE TO BLUE TANKS***
MEN! the following tanks are guilty of blasphemy against your supreme commander and they require immediate deactivation:
MOST WANTED TANKS
1) Fauxlivia (a dangerous player with a lethal set of skills who doesn't seem to go down easily; launch an offensive against him as soon as you see him)
2) Miranda Frost (has been charged with blasphemy against Supreme Commander, the leader of "true blue". anything short of deactivation and this tank will continue with his pestilent ways)
3) Sir GooFy (a rogue tank which should be killed immediately for interfering with our agenda)
ALERT! ALERT! ALL OTHER TANKS STANDING IN THE WAY OF "TRUE BLUE" SHALL BE DEFEATED.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
October 26, 2013
Teams
the following "true blue" tanks are receiving the medal of excellence for always running toward the sounds of chaos and death:
skiptomylou
HARDCOREsoldier
DiviNe RetribuTioN I
Sarah Kerrigan
- Posted by Supreme Commander
October 24, 2013
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***** MESSAGE TO BLUE TANKS*****
___memo from Supreme Commander coming out of Blue Headquarters
men! my fellow comrades! a blue tank by the name of "Bread" has made a grave provocation by denying my ascent to power over blue tanks. on this very day, i cast shame on him and his household, his pets and everything associated with his name, including his cattle and horses. i officially announce this evening that he is no longer a "true blue" comrade, but simply a mockery -- he is not one of us. "Bread" now specializes in the art of betrayal and will receive a demotion to "judas iscariot". he is nothing more than a lowly charlatan and anyone from the "true blue" ranks found in his circles shall also be charged with treason. thank you and have a nice day.
- Posted by Supreme Commander
October 22, 2013
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*****MESSAGE TO BLUE TANKS******
i have declared myself as your supreme commander without any input from anyone else and will be leading you in battle moving forward. all orders from me shall be responded to with urgency and haste. those tanks which do not obey my command will suffer a demotion in rank, i repeat, those tanks who willfully disobey orders will receive a demotion. those tanks that do wage war along side their supreme commander will receive promotions and get a taste of victory. thank you and have a nice day.
- Posted by Supreme Commander